Dear Effie!
I don't care what the fashion is! I am not letting you put make-up on my son! He's a boy for god's sake! And you buy all those expensive wigs and guess who has to pay for them!
Also could you please come here? Screw all your duties in the Capitol; I really need to see you and my kids.
Craziest thing just happened yesterday. Katniss almost burned her house down! I laughed so hard. She was trying to cook to surprise Peeta but she failed miserably. That's the girl on fire! Okay it might have been my fault a bit because I spilt some alcohol on their stove. Oops.
Anyways how are Julius and Di? Give them a kiss in my name!
Your weird district 12 drunk
Haymitch