My movies been out and finished for over three years and the fanbase is still booming. I guess it's a good thing that some people don't 'Let it go'.

~Harry Potter

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Last week the new students of Hogwarts decided to let me hang from the chandelier, again. Why is it always me?!

~Neville Longbottom

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Being in France has given me the chance to immerse into the language. However, Ron doesn't feel the same. After I showed him Beauty and the Beast all he says now is 'le poisson, le poisson'. Ugh.

~Hermione Granger

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Wondering if I can still plot Potter's demise and get away with it. Or do I just start a family? Which one is easier... Plotting, obviously.

~Draco Malfoy

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Do you want cooked-men or ra-men? Get it? Get it?

~Ron Weasley