percy and annabeth
Percy: I'm at mcdildos. Do you want anything I was thinking about getting the big mac but i dont think it will fit inside your mouth.
Annabeth: no thanks...i think I'll pass. Percy do you have an iphone?
Percy: yes. Why?
Annabeth: read your first line.
Percy: oh shiz... i meant *Mcdillldio
*mcdil
Stupid automarton
Annabeth:...um percy...hello...
Percy: im getting the big cock
*big sock
*bitches love me
Annabeth:goodbye weed whack fuck yeah.
Percy:._.
Annabeth: oh no not my phone now. I meant * goodbye seaweed brain love yeah.
Percy: aww fuck you too. Hump you later.
Annabeth:?!
Ares and aphrodite
Ares: I brought you a brand new make out kit..
Aphrodite: um...wtf
Ares: you can give me a make out session.
Aphrodite: is this autocorrect.
Ares: nope just me
Aphrodite: go figures.. tonight my house... tell no one
Hera and Zeus
Zues: Hi babe remember last night... my electric dick spiced things up. Didn't it?
Hera: Who is this? Zues is this you? WHOS THIS LADY YOU SPEAK OF!
Zeus: dang.. its just me jane. There is no other my beloved.
Hera: This is Hera...
Zeus: wrong number... welcome to harrys electrical survive good bye now...
Hera: Zues?ZUES!