A/N: Sup, camelliastar checking in in 5…4…3…2…1…

You Are Not a Chick

Sup, I'm Soul Eater Evans. I go to Shinbusen Junior High School. I'm 14, so I'm in the 9th grade. Basically, I'm in EAT Class. It's like a brilliant class, where skilled and wealthy students go to. NOT Class is for the less skilled and not that wealthy.

Enough about the school, myself is your usual cool teenage boy with spiky white hair (I swore it's not bleached), red eyes and abnormal jaggy teeth. Many people considered me as an albino, judging by my hair. But believe me, I'm coolly tanned. But I still don't understand, why I have fanclubs out there.

I never interact with women. Never, even my mom. Did I forget to mention, I'm the second son of the Evans Family. You know, the prestigious musician family. But I always think my parents as two lousy, snobbish old sluts. My brother is named Wes Evans. Yeah, you must've seen him somewhere. My prideful and also snobbish brother. People keep comparing me with Wes. From our skills, our type of songs, our compositions, and blah… blah… I don't like being at home, home makes me feel compared. You know, my parents are the champions of comparison game. So uncool.

I never interact with women. Yeah, I repeat that. Since I'm a kid, I'm allergic to girls. I don't like girls because they are high maintenance, and I'm not regretting my allergy. It keeps me away from girls. I'll get rashes and I'll sneeze till dawn if they are in radius 1 meter from me.

No girls in Shinbusen know that. They think I'm their cool, shy, and bad boy type. So, they start fanclubs, like Black*Star said. I forgot to mention, Black*Star is my best friend, and also my foster brother. Black*Star's parents are the expert mafia gang, The Star Clan. The army exterminated every last ones of them 14 years ago. A pair of ungifted parents, Sid Barrette and Nygus Myra adopted him. But recently, Sid, also a part of army died during a mission, while Nygus was missing in the same mission with him. So, the Evans family adopted him. But not really my parents. I live with my aunt and uncle now. They are much nicer and less snobbish than my parents. Plus, I don't get compared here, because Wes continues his career abroad.

Back to my allergy, it's a pretty serious matter. The doctor said that my body has something special called black blood. When I was born, I lost much blood, so Doctor Medusa injected black blood. Until now, it's still in experimental state. But recently they managed to make a fully black blood kid. This black blood thingy can help me in recovery, but this black blood also makes my allergy. I wonder that other kid got this too.

I walk across the Shinbusen hall. As usual, I avoid girls. I don't want to get rashes, okay? I see Black*Star in front of his locker, blowing a gum as usual.

"Yo, Black*Star!" I high-fived him.

"Hey, Soul! Why did you come later than the great Black*Star?" Black*Star spits his gum.

"Nothing, just woke up a little too late." I smirk and walk with him.

"Yo! Kidd!" Black*Star and I wave at a three-stripped haired boy.

"Hi!" Kidd waves both of his arms, so it will look symmetrical.

"Kiddo kun!" A short blonde haired girl waved at Kidd.

"asdfghkjkl! A girl! Black*Star! Hide me!" I duck behind Black*Star.

"Shoo, go there!" Black*Star points at his locker.

I hide myself as I see Black*Star, Kidd, and two blondes talk about something. I wish I can join, but my allergy. The blondes are girls you know? In this school, only the owner, Kidd (the son of the owner), and Black*Star know my allergy. No one else, just them and the teachers.

"Yo, Soul!" Black*Star approaches me.

"So?" I ask him.

"They are Kidd's far cousin. Liz and Patty Thompson. They're also Kidd's studying partners." Black*Star shrugs his shoulders.

Let me get this straight. Studying partner or you can also call roommate is your studying friend. A partnership must consist an A level student and a few or only one B-under level student(s). An A level is a student that has scores not lower than 90, B level 80, C level 70 and lower. Right now I'm in the verge of B to C. And I don't have any partner! Black*star is partnering with his crush, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, an A level girl. Kidd is also A level. Many girls sent me partner request letters, but I have to reject it. I cannot hang around girls. Remember my allergy? And A level boys are so uncool. They are not fun.

So, I'm a partnerless student. Like a meisterless weapon. Something like that.

"Soul, do you see that chick?" Black*Star points at a girl. She's tall and slender. Her legs are frickinly long and smooth. Plus, that Japanese uniform is tempting. Provocative.

"Yeah? I need to stay away from chicks you know?" I answer him rather harshly.

"No, she's Maka Albarn. The scholarship student everyone's been talking about! And she is the daughter of the vice principal, Spirit Albarn!" Black*Star continues.

"She sure looks like a nerd, and a tiny tited one." I add.

"Black*Star…" A taller girl taps Black*Star's shoulder. I hurriedly moves away.

"Oh it's you Tsubaki. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM YOUR GOD?" Black*Star snobbishly answers.

"I was wondering. We should do our science project now, right?" Tsubaki adds.

"Oh yeah! Sometimes a God can forget something too. I'm off Soul!" Black*Star waves as Tsubaki drags him.

"I wish I have a partner…" I sigh.

At times like this, I'm bored. Plus it's almost 16.00. The music room should be empty. I don't like piano, because it gives me bitter memories. But my parents are still out there and they still ask me to do recitals. So, I still need to practice. I skip to the music room and open the piano cover.

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