The REAL Truth-
Dear Reader,
Please enjoy the real truth.
Hiya guys! It may seem like a lot of people like me, love me… e.t.c. Well, I guess some of them aren't people, but still… You may think that this is because I just can't let go of Jacob, definitely can't let go of Edward, and I COULDN"T BEAR to leave my Mikey-poo! Well, that's not true at all. To those idiots who thought that, you were wrong. So go think about how you were wrong, and the rest of you can continue reading. The reason I have so many boyfriends is because I enjoy leading guys on . Its actually really fun! I'm just so attractive that all I have to do is play the "Innocent, indecisive girl next door who has to decide between her loves" and my boys get in hilarious possessive fights that are just SO entertaining! I mean, It's like a reality tv show right in front of my eyes!
Although I think that all of my boys are sweet, it was so NOT cool when Edward got me pregnant. Not cool at all! Jacob kept trying to leave because he thought he had no chance, and I busted my butt trying to get him to stay long enough for that dumb little baby to get out of my stomach! Seriously Edward, your great and all, but your scaring away your competition.
Another thing that was NOT COOL was Jacob imprinting on Rennesmee! Hello, my own kid's my competition! How messed up is that? And by the way, all of that "Me and Bella are just friends now" stuff from Jacob is bullcrap, so don't think this is over!
That's the real truth
Sincerely, Bella the whore.