I really don't know how this happened…I think I had too much sugar.
Nobody but Dan was harmed in the writing of this fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom!
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Dan Phantom hovered above the carnage, a cruel smirk playing on his lips. The sun was beginning to dip below the horizon, the sunset painting the ruined town in hues of yellow and pink. The beautiful sky would typically be described as peaceful, but it sharply contrasted the ruined town of Amity Park, corpses strewn across the streets, and deep crimson splashes speckled the buildings like splatter paint.
The gruesome scene seemed endless, and he, the fearsome Dan Phantom, was the ruler of-
Dark's thoughts were cut off as he heard a giggle from behind him. The ghost spun around in the air, and spotted a blond girl with neon pink hi-tops, a white pleated miniskirt, and a sparkly coral blouse.
"Hi! My names Marilyn Angela Lula Rose and I'm what's known as a Mary Sue! You must be the famous Dan Phantom! Oh, I've heard so much about you! It's nice to finally see you with my own eyes! You look really really hot! Can we go out on a date?"
As words continued to pour from the females' mouth, Dan began to nervously float away. This girl was scarier than anything he'd seen before.
When Dan suddenly found the girl clinging to his waist, purring about how tough men were so sexy, and how he was so her type, he lost it.
His frightening, blood curdling scream could be heard in the depths of the Ghost Zone.
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I meant no offense whatsoever against blondes.
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