A/N: Okay so here it is. There will be more humor coming up in the story. No one can make the first chapter hilarious anyways. (: WHOOO! This is exciting. :DDD

Oh yea! I do not own Twilight that belongs to Stephanie Meyer. YAY HER! :DD

Chapter 1

The Meeting.

It was an oddly sunny day in Forks, WA. Bella Swan was driving down to La Push in her old truck. Edward and his family were out on a hunting trip, so Bella decided to go and hang out with her friend Jacob Black.

She arrived at his house not much later. Jacob, Embry, Seth, Quil, and Claire were outside waiting for her.

"Bella!" Jacob called walking over to her truck.

"Hey Jacob," Bella replied. She looked around and greeted Embry and Seth who were having a thumb war. She was amazed that they weren't snapping each other's thumbs These Quilet kids were huge. She also greeted Quil who was giving a horsy ride to Claire. What that boy wouldn't do for that two year old girl. "So what are we doing today?"

"We were actually thinking about going to the fair today." Quil said giving a nervous glance around to everyone else in the group, while hoisting Claire up on his shoulders.

"Pfft! More like Claire wanted to go to the fair and you somehow convinced us to come along with you." Embry retorted.

"….Right." Quil confessed.

"So what do you say Bella?" Jacob seemed about ready to pee his pants. He was ready to go anywhere Bella would.

"Sure, the fair, cool." Bella replied. What was there to do at the fair besides get fat on fair food like candy apples and cheese on a stick? Further into this inquiry, what would four teenage werewolves find amusing at the fair? Bella gave an unnecessary shudder.

So they hopped into their cars and were off.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed. :DD Sorry its so short. Don't worry though. The humor is coming. scary music in background WAIT! humor isn't scary, well unless its preformed by bad comics. Eh, keep reading. (: