"Stop showing off and get over here!" River Song called across to the Doctor who was spinning and smiling smugly as he showed off the TARDIS to Sherlock.

"Ah, leave them to it." John muttered, taking a seat, "I give Sherlock two minutes, if that, before he gets bored."

"Boring? What are you talking about? I'm talking all of time and space here!" The Doctor's shout came from the other side of the TARDIS.

"See," John said inclining his head to the direction of the voice.

River raised an eyebrow. "Boring. Well. It's an original response I'll give him that."

"He's never happy unless our lives are in danger or he's doing something clever."

River laughed, "Reminds me of someone I know."


A/N I don't really know where I'm going with this, if anywhere. It's just something I wrote and have had stored on my computer for a while. Decided that if I put it up here I might finally get the 'umf' to keep writing it. Reviews?