-1Hey yall! Sachichan 16 here! I havent been here in like 4eva! I have been reading and reviewing, but I havent gotten time to write! I don't think I will EVER have tine to finish wonderful things come to those who suffer, so I'm just gonna write one, two or three shots! Sorry guys……
However, I hope that you guys like my other stuff! This THREE shot is gonna be a lotta fun to write!
Disclaimer: NOW YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THE DRILL NOW! I CAN'T POSSIBLY OWN INU! IT..WON'T…EVER…HAPPEN….. Kagome you lucky b#$&#!
Now on with the fic!
WArNiNg: CONTAINS MUCH PROFANITY, FLUFF AND OOCNESS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
The sun was rising above the luscious green skyline of the Sengoku Jidai. The morning dew silently dripped off of each grass blade as the morning approached. Rising along with the sun was a raven haired maiden by the name of Kagome Higurashi. When I say that she was rising I mean that she was climbing out of an enchanted well at the outskirts of a quaint village. She clumbed out completely getting a chance to stretch out her limbs. She blinked her sapphire eyes twice and took in the lovely scenery all around her. She sighed in awe,
"Ohhh, I don't think my time can compare with the beauty of the feudal era," she breathed into the air as she heaved her ramen laden book bag onto her shoulder and skipped along to kaede's village, the energy of the morning adding a spring to her step
'I would gladly call this era home….that is, if Inuyasha wouldn't mind me staying with him…'
As she skipped along she sang the first tune that came to mind, a signal to a certain hanyou and kitsune that she was approaching .
"Until forever… and ever
My darling.. Forever….
You will always be the only one …
You will always be the only one….
A sweet whimsical tune danced through the wind reaching it's destination: a pair of two fuzzy triangular appendages. Inuyasha's ears twitched in the diredtion of the voice, KAGOME'S VOICE! Inuyasha almost lost his balance in his favorite tree
'Kagome's here? Now? But I said she could stay for three days! She really wanted to comeback here' The Hanyou wondered, slightly confused to why kagome would be back so soon. Apparently he wasn,t the only one who heard Kagome's singing, because a few seconds later, a tiny red and green fuzz ball was sprinting straight in the voice's direction. "KAGOME! KAGOME! KAGOME'S BAAAACK! " Shippou squealed in delight.
""Aw hell no! If that runt thinks he's gonna get there first, he's got another thing commin'!" Inuyasha thought aloud and with that statement bound gracefully out of his tree headed for shippou and kagome.
'Oh boy! Kagome's back! I always miss her when she goes to the other world! I wonder what goodies she brought back with her" Shippou wondered. However his thoughts were interrupted when he sensed Inuyasha coming up behind him with rapid speed.
"OI RUNT!" Inuyasha shouted at Shippou coming up beside him. Shippou looked spooked to suddenly find inuyasha jogging beside him
"If you think you're getting all the pocky and potato ch-ipsthis time, You thought wrong! Inuyasha taunted poor shippou.
"Oh yeah? Kagome wouldn't give you any anyway because you're mean and irritating! And you turn into a pathetic loser when you don't get your way!"
The only inuyasha gave to this remark was a double conk in the head courtesy of inuyasha's knuckles. Inuyasha sisn't look back at Shippou but he did hear some thing that sounded like:
"Inuyasha you cheater! You're gonna take all the pockyyyyyyy! WAAAAAAAAH!
"Heh, he'll get over it," Inuyasha said while in hot pursuit of Kagome.
Meanwhile in the forest, kagome was nearing her destination, Kaede's village. There she would see all of her feudal friends :Sango,the demon exterminator, A fierce fighter and loyal friend, Sango was awesome! Kagome thought she was the older sister that she never had. There was the flirtatious monk Miroku who was fasinated with the genteler sex with poor Sango being the provider of ass when he needed a feel. She always thought Miroku was a bit ahead of his own time and would have no problem adapting to her era. There was the super cuddly and adorable Shippou whick Kagome regarded as her adopted son. She always brought back goodies for the fox child and always provided a shoulder to ride on or a lap to sleep in. Kagome cared deeply about her friends and loved them like family…..but there was one other that Kagome held above anyone else,
"Inuyasha,"
"Yo!"
Kagome gasped and looked up abruptly. There standing In front of her was Inuyasha! He stood In front of her looking …she couldn't place the expression he held on his face, he looked..excited..smug.. and arrogant all at the same time his mouth curled up into the barest of smiles. 'weird, what could of made him like this all of the sudden?'
"Hey Inuyasha!" Kagome smiled brightly at him "Good Morning! I was hoping to surprise you all today, but with your nose, I don't think I can ever surprise you!"
"Damn straight."
"So, you ran all the way here to meet me? Kagome asked wondering what the answer would be 'would he really come here to meet me? Wow..that's really sweet of him,' an internal blush heated her cheeks.
"Well, me and shippou had a little race to see who could get down here the fastest., ME of course, cant believe the kit thought he could beat me…. Ridiculous.. KEH!" Inuyasha (so intelligently) finished the lash part of his sentence.
"Well come on kagome, lets go.'' Inuyasha said after picking up Kagome and her two-ton book bag and situating her on his back and taking off in the direction of home.
"HOUSHI SAMA! YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE DAY KAZANNA TAKES OVER YOU IF YOU VIOLATE MY PERSONAL SPACE AGAIN! ARE WE CLEAR!" A very agitated Sango roared at the unfourtunate monk that lay at her feet in a mangled heap.
"Crystal….." he croaked in a pained voice
"That can't hurt more than a double conk from Inuyasha's hand. Meanie,''shippou sulked in his corner, angry at not meeting kagome before Inuyasha.
A few minutes later shippou heard squeals of delight form none other that Kagome who was seen through the trees with a blur of silver and red. A few seconds later Kagome appeared from out of the forest looking bright and cheery and slightly flushed from the joyride. She Jumped off of Inu's back (AN! I'm gonna call him Inu from now on, we all know his name people!) and greeted her friends sweetly.
"Good morning everyone! How is everyone this lovely day?" Kagome beamed and looked for shippou who was speeding for her arms "Kagome! You're back two days earlier! I knew you missed me!" Shippou chirped happily glad that kagome was holding him.
'Keh, More like she came back to see me, (An: Full of it aren't we Inu?)
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"Kagome-san! I'm so glad you're back! Finally someone to talk to besides this Bouzou," Sango sent the still invalid Miroku an evil look. She then turned her scowl to a full beam and embraced her little sister .
"Lady Kagome, How wonderful it is to have you grace us with your presence!" Miroku greeted Kagome and attempted to stand. Sango rolled her eyes and went to help the doomed monk stand.
Shippou however wanted to gain sympathy because he was now telling Kagome how Inuyasha abused him
"and he wanted all the pocky for himself Kagome! And not only that, he conked me twice on the head and left me! He's so mean! WAAAAAH!" Shippou let out a pitiful cry and looked at kagome, his eyes pleading that se would punish the big, bad inuyasha.
"Inuyasha,
Inuyasha tensed, knowing what was to come, 'damn, gonna get sat, and I was in a great mood, surprisingly,' the half demon thought as he waited for his sentence he flattened his ears and let out a low whine.
"Uh Inuyasha,"
Inuyasha stopped whining and and opened one eye to look at kagome 'isn't she gonna sit me?' he wondered
'Was he just……whining? Oh my god! That's so cute! Kagome thought.
"Well aren't you going to sit me?" Inuyasha asked her eyeing her suspiciously, but kagome flashed her bright smile in his direction and went on to say
"Well, under normal circumstances, oh yes, however, I'm feeling rather generous and forgiving today, so I'm Gonna let it slide today." Inuyasha's eyes were as wide as saucers now and his ears stood straight on his head, alert to make sure he hadn't misheard as kagome continued . "But don't let anything happen again while I'm here, or I won't be so forgiving. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to say hello to Kaede- baa Chan. And with that last statement she let shippou down and sang all the way down the hill.
"What…" Sango started.
"Was…" Miroku Continued
"That!" Shippou Finished with a note of disappointment in his voice . Inuyasha's head however was growing at an exponential rate.
"WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THAT WAS! THAT WAS A SHOW OF APPRECIATION! I SAVE ALL YOUR ASSES AND YOU SHOW NO THANK YOU OR NOTHING! IT'S ABOUT TIME I DON'T GET SAT FOR SOMETHING RETARTED LIKE GIVING SHIPPOU A GOOD CONK IN THE HEAD! DAMN! TODAY IS MY DAY! WHOOOOHOOO! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GONNA FIND KAGOME NOW! I'M GONE !JA NE! BYE BYE! CHEERIO! HASTA LA VISTA FUCKERS!" the now maniacal hanyou sped off in the direction of kaede's
Hut cheering all the way leaving behind a very confused Monk Taijia (sp? Plz?) and kitsune child.
"Che-eri-o?" Repeated Sango
"has-ta la vi-st-a?" Pondered Miroku
"Fu-ck-e-rs? What is that?" Shippou wondered
" I'm glad the plants I've brought you help out with the medicinal stock Kaede Baa-Chan!" Kagome shouted happily as she left Lady Kaede's hut. "Enjoy yourself on this wonderful day!"
"Thank ye Kagome, the plants are most suitable. A thousand thanks for your kindness child. Aye, it is a wonderful day. No one should waste this chance to enjoy a little peace while they still can." Kaede smiled at kagome. "Ah, look child, it seems everyone including Inuyasha is enjoying the jolly atmosphere," kaede said with a laugh.And she had a good reason. Down the hill a figure of silver and red came….. (AN: YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THIS IN HISTORY PEOPLE!)
Down the hill came Inuyasha skipping merrily down the hill at a speed to rival Kouga's jewel shards.
"OI KAGOME!" he yelled mirthily while striding down the hill side
Kagome didn't turn around for five seconds until she collapsed to the ground in a fit of raucous laughter. She sank to her knees with tears in her eyes as she looked upon the sight of the century! Inuyasha and skipping did not go together! But it was priceless to watch. Eventually Inuyasha's countryside stroll was sut short as he stopped in front of the uncontrollable laughing heap that was Kagome.
"OI! What's the matter with you?" said Inuyasha half smiling half snickering. He cocked his head to the side (AWWWWWW!) as he looked at Kagome who was now starting to regain her composure
"Inu….Yasha…..you should have……SEEN YOURSELF! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kagome lost all seriousness she had and starteed giggling once again. Inuyasha merely gave his trademark "FEH!'' and lifted her up from her kneeling position to hold her up birdal style. Kagome immediately stopped giggling to look in Inu's face. Unfortunately, if her face was held up to Inuyasha's red haori it would put it's color to shame.
"Yeah, you can't say anything now huh!" Inu said arrogantly. Kagome just looked at him and wondered what got him so happy all of the sudden, ' was it all because I came early? Maybe I should surprise him more often,
Inuyasha said nothing more for the time being and focused on the person currently in his arms. Kagome. Of course, she always came back cheerful, most of the time, but there was something about today that her greeting just made him feel all the more content with himself. He looked down at her. She was no longer looking at Inu, but staring off into the forest slightly giggling, still not getting over her laugh attack.
'what the hell is it with her today! Today, she just comes in all happy and cheery and it all rubbed off on me! I mean what the fuck, Half demons don't frolic and skip in the meadow ! What the fuck! I still cant believe she didn't sit me! What has gotten into her? What has gotten into me?'
' Oh my god oh my god! He's still holding me! I know he has super hearing but I hope he cant hear my heart beat! I wish that we could stay like this….forever… yeah…..that would be nice… and we could….'
But Inu&Kag' musings were cut short as they now had a small audience. Kaede stood at the gate peering at the pair.
"My Inuyasha, aren't ye the spectacle of the century? Ye two look as if ye havent a care in the world! Ha Ha!" kaede chuckled as she watched the two blush like mad. However, inuyasha still didn't let kagome go.
"Kaede- Baba, you're looking pruned as usual, we should throw you in the river and maybe we'd get prune juice, and then we'd feed it to Naraku so he can shit all his other reincarnations out and then we can finish him off once and for all eh Kagome," Inuyasha shouted smugly at kaede. Who did not look too amused.
"INUYASHA!" kagome shouted out loud burying her face in inu's chest trying to hide her laughing face from Kaede.
"Inuyasha, maybe I shall heed ye's instructions and fetch this prune juice. For ye will need it when I stick this spoon up ye's hindquarters! Retorted Kaede looking pleased with her comeback.
Kagome and Inuyasha stared at Kaede incredulously . Daring to believe that PRIESTESS Kaede just said those words.
"Kaede Baa-Chan! I didn't know you had it in you! You Go GIRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!" Kagome was never able to finish the rest of that sentence because inuyasha for some unknown reason sped off towards the Goshinboku (sp?) Both astonished and insulted at the same time with kagome's laughter echoing through the trees.
(I wish I could see all of Inu's expressions, seriously!)
Kaede turned back to her hut chuckling all the way. 'My , the child Kagome has had such an influence on Inuyasha. She's changed him, more than my deceased sister could have ever hoped. They are truly nothing alike. Kagome is bright and full of vivacity, kindness and fun. Kikyou was graceful, much more serious and quiet. Such a difference."
Kaede walked to a flower patch in her yard knelt down and started to pray,
'Kami, for whatever reason you decided to change Inuyasha's fate, I thank you for him. He will never know how much he is loved by Lady kagome."
Kaede rose and walked back to her hut, but before she retired into the shade, one thought crossed her mind,
"PRUNE JUICE OF ALL THINGS!"
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Well, what did you think? Not bad for my return story, or Wow it was good, or fuck ,you sucked? Please give me your opinion! Flame with caution please. Tell me if my jokes were good, I have no idea. And
WARNING! IF YOU HATE FLUFF AND OOCNESS WITH A PASSION, I SUGGEST YOU STOP READING AFTER THE FIRST INSTALLMENT AND VISIT THE NEAREST CEMETARY OR HAUNTED HOUSE. SACHICHAN16 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OVEREXPOSURE TO FLUFF. Thank you. Always review….
Sachichan 16!
Microsoft works screwup of the day:
When "INUYASHA'' is marked wrong the spelling correction is "NATASHA'' isn't that #$ed up?
Inuyasha: WHO THE HELL IS NATASHA?