Why is my life insane, you ask? Pshh... Here's why:
1. I am a crazy, PMSing, bi-polar psycho killer that stab women when they take a shower.
2. Sakura and Ino constantly trying to wedge themselves in my pants. I AM NOT SASUKE, I tell them. Do they listen? No.
3. Having to get all my chocolate from those brown cows outside my window. Which, If I may point out, watch me while I sleep and get horny.
4. Oh yes, here's some advice. Don't glare at acorns; they always win at staring contests.
5. Almost being raped by a drunk hybrid fish thing.
6. Constantly being called "Smoochie Cuddlekins" by Hidan. (even though I like it .)
7. The trapped voices in my head... -.-'
8. because I go cuckoo for coco puffs!
9. Because I read the book, The stinky cheese man every night before I cuddle with me sasuke plushie. I love my brotha.
10. Because I LOVE the way Kakashi strokes my cheek.
That could be it, I don't know. My life is too INSANE for me to tell right now.