Just a random really short one shot I thought up between Cliff Richard and Cheeky Fairy. I don't know why, but I can see them having some sort of brotherly, sisterly bond.

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" Hey Cliff?"

Cliff Richard let out a small sigh and rolled over on the grubby floor of the bar, allowing an empty bottle of whiskey to roll across the floor. He blinked blearily up at the slightly fuzzy form of a fellow bohemian. He furrowed his brow slightly, until he regonized the tattered, aqua tutu skirt covered in candy rappers.

" What is it Cheeky?" he asked, sitting up and reaching up to rub his eyes with his hand, acidentally smudging his eyeliner in doing so.

The 16 year old girl pouted her lower lip slightly at the annoyed edge to the flamboyant bohemian's druken slur, but she quickly brushed it off. She crouched down in front of him, rocking lightly on the balls of her currently bare feet.

" Could you help me with something?" she asked, her hands absentmindedly fiddling with one of the beaded braids in her frizzy, dirty blond hair.

Cliff narrowed his eyes in slight suspicion. Sometimes, Cheeky would have some of the oddest requests, like asking him to help her teach a stray dog, later named Bismillah, she found to comunicate through blinking. It had been pretty embarassing when Prince had walked into the lounge to find them crouched in front of the flea-bitten dog and blinking like loons.

" That depends..." he said slowly " What do you want?"

Cheeky grinned at him, her dark brown eyes sparkling.

"I wanna tattoo!" she said simply.

Cliff furrowed his brow and flopped back down onto the floor. She had tromped into the bar, waking him up just to ask for a bloody tattoo? He closed his eyes, his hand reaching out to grab a half empty bottle of rum sitting next to him.

" Why don't you ask Meat, or Madonna?" he grumbled.

Cheeky pouted even more, falling back onto her bum. She stretched her leg out to nudge Cliff with her foot, poking his stomach with her big toe.

" Come on Cliff!" she whined " Meat's passed out in her room-"

" If you didn't notice, I was passed out too!"

"- and Madonna's off with Charlotte!" she finnished, acing like Cliff hadn't even spoken. " Besides, I want you to do it!"

Cliff let out another sigh, opening his eyes to glare at her. He sat back up and crossed his arms over his chest.

" Your so annoying, you do realize that don't you?" he asked.

Cheeky shrugged, grinning mischeviously at him.

" Yeah, I know."

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Well, I said it was short.

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