Author's Notes: Hello! This is my 2nd fiction I've typed so far. If you came to read it, then read!
Chpt.1 Mario
"Hello, & welcome to Wanna Bet? Super Smash Bros. Version!, the show when 4 celebrities bet on what 35 Brawl characters can do & can't! I'm your host, Master Hand, & this is my brother, Crazy Hand… Crazy?"
Crazy Hand was at the other side of the stage watching Teletubbies on a TV.
"Man this show is awesome, I wish I had a TV on my tummy, heck I wish I had a tummy,"
"OK… let's just forget about him & go on to our celebrities! Our 1st celebrity is…Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing! "Introduced Master Hand.
The crowd went wild as the annoying mole popped up.
"Thank you, thank- hey!"Mr.Resetti shouted as the crowd immediately stopped cheering. Mr. Resetti disappeared & reappeared in front of an 8 year old boy in the audience who had a DS on who then turned off his DS without saving.
"No resettin'!" the pissed off mole swiped the little boy's DS, threw it on the ground & broke it with his pickaxe. The little boy, who is shocked, started cursing & pointing his middle finger up. Soon, security had to take him away.
"Heh heh, you can't go wrong with Resetti. Our 2nd celebrity is… Pokey from Earthbound!" Master Hand opened a door revealing the fat blond. Nobody in the audience was cheering; in fact, one person booed at him.
"…What? Nobody's cheering? Well I'll make you cheer!" Pokey got out a loaded bazooka & pointed it at the audience. The crowd soon went wild & Pokey smirked.
"Well, uh…, that's Pokey?" Master Hand said like if something weird happened (And by the way, something weird did happen)."Now for our 3rd celebrity, here's Bowser Jr. from the Mario series!"
The crowd went wild again as the little evil Koopa came out of his limousine that came out of nowhere.
"Hiya everyone! It's so good to be here tonight! Normally I would be in my hot tub watching youtube videos on my plasma screen television at this time, but I would rather compete in the game that pays you to play." Bowser Jr. called a butler for a foot massage.
"There you have it, Bowser Jr., now for our final celebrity, give it up for Louie, from the Pikmin series!" Master Hand announced.
The crowd started… ugh, I'm tired of typing all of the boring stuff so to make a long story short, the crowd cheered, Louie entered from the back, the crowd stopped cheering & Louie took a seat, took out a carrot, & started nibbling on it.
"Louie, um, let's just say he's an odd guy, well, now since we are over with the boring parts, let's meet our first sucker- I mean, gifted character!" There was a large amount of cheering going on ,"our first character all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom… lets hear it for Mario!"
Mario came out of a pipe that came out of nowhere like in the game while the audience screamed & shouted in excitement.
"Thank-a you, thank-a you. It is-a a pleasure to-a be here," Mario showed off his bright smile which made some girls shriek then faint, "And-a for today, I will-a-"
"Hold on Mario! This is the fun part. Mario, you will notice a box with a Nintendo logo on it. Inside it, there are strips of paper with words that form commands. You will have to reach inside the box & grab a piece of paper & read it out loud & do whatever it says, you will have to do that thing, otherwise we won't pay you one thousand dollars." Master Hand said holding one thousand dollars.
Mario got a piece of paper from the box & read it.
"'Make a-a sculpture of-a myself without using-a my hands'… what! Then what-a else do I-a use?!" Mario was thinking in a lot of pressure.
"Uh… I don't know, be creative," Master Hand said. "Here's your tool & you have one hour to finish starting… NOW!"
One hour later.
"Oh my god Mario! This is the most artistic sculpture I've ever seen! Even though I don't have eyes" Master hand said as the crowd was speechless, "Um anyway, you passed the challenge thing."
Mario received one thousand dollars, grabbed his sculpture which was just a ball with a happy face, gave back the tool which smelled like poop (I think you might know what he used to grab the tool), & started to cry tears of joy.
"So, let's see what our celebrities said, each have twenty-five thousand dollars right now."
"Ha! I betted five thousand dollars that Mario could do it! He can do anything!" Mr. Resetti said.
"I betted two thousand dollars that Mario would fail, damn!" Pokey frowned & sighed.
"If Mario could defeat my daddy, then Mario can do anything! Ten thousand dollars Mario would succeed," Bowser Jr. grinned.
"Um… I betted five pokos that Mario would succeed?" Louie gave a confused look at the crowd.
"Okay, I'll assume "pokos" are dollars, so that means that Bowser Jr. is in 1st with thirty-five thousand dollars, 2nd is Resetti with thirty thousand dollars, 3rd is Louie with twenty-five thousand, & five dollars, & 4th is Pokey with twenty three thousand dollars, well in the mean time, lets go into a commercial break," Master Hand said happily.
Next chapter: Kirby
Then: Link
After that: Pikachu
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoyed it. If you want to, send an idea in a review for what a smasher should do later in the story, I'll update once in a while, & thanks for reading my stories.