Good morning. I know you are familiar with how fanfiction works. There is a friend of mine, VinxMilexa, that is part of this story. I am going to be Gizmo in this. My friend will be Vinx. To understand the point to this you must read Fullmetal Awesomeness. Enjoys!

Vinx: Gizmo! Where the hell are my shoes? *hears door open and close* …. Did you just walk out the fucking door? *walks to the top of the stairs and sees Al* O-O Alphonse, what are you doing here? I thought you were with Ed.

Al: *shrugs* I was until he dropped by a bar with a fake ID. Like it would help his size problem. Anyway, feeling the need to get away from my drunken brother, I kinda wanted to see you. *blushes* I didn't mean to barge in, but Gizmo told me earlier to just come in. She know everything I do *sweatdrop -_-''''* so, what are you up to?

Vinx: N-nothing. I was trying to find my shoes so I could go to a party for Halloween (note: this was not written during Halloween) *tries to find a way out of the conversation* *irks* I thought you hated me.

Al: Just because you're an over-obsessed stalker doesn't mean I can't spend time with you-

Vinx and Al: ….O-O

Al: Forget I said that… at all.

Gizmo: *runs through door, slams it, and barricades it with chair* I-I can't b-breath. *gasps for air then collapses on ground*

Vinx: *Jumps down the stairs and lands next to Gizmo*

Al: ? *mumbles* how in the hell…

Gizmo: *sighs and sits up* Ed is drunk. He did the unspeakable. *shivers*

Vinx: what?

Gizmo: He-*trembles* he kissed…he kissed…EDWARD CULLEN!*covers mouth*

Vinx:*gasps*

Al: *gasps*

Neighbor: *gasps* My cable went out! No!

Everyone: *stares*

Gizmo: I saw him walk up to the dreaded E-magigerdid-thing and KISSED him. No one would have ever expected yaoi between them. I'm so ashamed to know Ed! *sobs into towel that came out of nowhere*

Al: I KNEW HE WAS GAY! But with THAT? He must have had the whole rack of liquor. I'm scared. *shivers and cries*

Ed : *burst through door* Good *hic* morninging. What is the laundry having for Hanukkah.

Everyone: *stares*

Gizmo: Indeed.

Vinx: We want to know what happened today. With IT.

Ed: But I don't like clowns.

Al: *facepalm*

Gizmo: With E.C. you nub.

Ed: *pauses** Runs for stairs* *runs into brick wall that appeared out of nowhere then combusts into gumdrops.*

(Vinx: Honestly. It couldn't be gummybears?) (Me: UP THE FUCK SHUT!)

Gizmo: GUMDROPS! *Dives into gumdrops*

Roy: *bursts through door* INCHILADAS AND UNICORNS ON TACCOS ARE JUST AS GOOD WITH SKOTLES AND PROSTITUTES!

Vinx: T_T

Gizmo: *Eating gumdrops*

Al: *Walks out*

Ed: *rocking in the fettle position while mumbling over and over "not the Cullen"* *shivers and starts to sob into a porn doll's plastic boobs*

Riza: Why?

END (Noooes! But it was so awesome- Vinx: STFU YOU STUPID BITCH Me:…)