Sonic Versus Godzilla

"It's Godzilla!" Tails sang as he pointed to the giant monster.

"I'm gonna get that Godzilla!" Sonic sang in tune with Tails.

"Hi. I'm Godzilla and I'm an alcoholic."

"Shut up, you!" Sonic screamed as he pulled Mr. T out of nowhere and threw him at Godzilla.

Mr. T transformed into a cheesecake and hit Godzilla right in the eye. Godzilla then ate the cheesecake.

"You hurt my eye with Mr. T!!!! I pity da Sonic." Godzilla said as he tried to stomp on Sonic.

Sonic ran around and around him causing a tornado to spawn. Then Chuck Norris walked by and ate the tornado with his eyebrows. Chuck Norris walked away.

"Thank you Chuck Norris for saving my life." Godzilla said as he bowed to the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

Then Knuckles ran up to everyone and said "Respect the mustache!" Knuckles ran away.

Sonic then ate a Mega Mushroom and grew really, really big. He had super invincibility powers then so he stepped on Godzilla and Godzilla died.

But then Godzilla came back and Sonic shrunk.

"How are you alive?" Sonic asked.

Godzilla sweatdropped.

"Come on! This is a stock match! I hate two lives left!" Godzilla screamed.

"Oh." Sonic said as he ate another Mega Mushroom and was about to stomp on Godzilla.

But right before he did Knuckles threw a poison mushroom right into Sonic's mouth. Sonic shrunk back into Sonic.

"Hey why did you do that, Knuckles?" Sonic asked.

"You have TWO livers." Knuckles said as he ate Godzilla with his toenail clippers. Godzilla came back with one life left.

"Why am I not in this story much?" Tails asked.

"Because you are a penguin!" Godzilla screamed.

Tails started to cry. "You aren't a penguin, Tails. You are a freaking retarded grasshopper!" Sonic screamed.

"YAY!!!!!" Tails jumped for joy. "Wait that isn't any better."

"Let's finish this, Godzilla!" Sonic screamed as he got into a battle pose.

Godzilla nodded and stomped on Sonic. He kept his foot right there and laughed "I have defeated Sonic! Only because I'm an alcoholic!"

All of a sudden Godzilla got thrown into space by the foot that he stepped on Sonic with. Out of the crater Godzilla's foot made stood He-Man.

"Cool! He-Man! He should respect my mustache." Knuckles said pointing to his nonexistent mustache.

All of a sudden He-Man transformed into Sonic.

"I love steroids." Sonic said.

End of story.