Zombie Idol.
Tank got up from the tent he was sleeping in. He went downstairs and turned on the TV. Dr. Maxis was having zombie Idol Auditions.
Tank:wow! I bet I could get on that show!
Takeo: I could too!
Tank: (screams) You scared me Tak!
Richtofen: Dempsey screams like a girl!Ha ha Ja ha!
Nikolai: Richtofen hid my vodka.
Richtofen: shut up.
Tank: Well guys everybody let's go to Idol!
(auditions.)
Peter: Okay Next!
(nikolai walks in)
Nikolai: Hello. I'm going to sing…
Maxis: duh!
Nikolai: Okay…(clears throat) Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol
She said, she usually don't
But I know that she front
'Cause shawty know what she wan't
She don't wanna to seem like she's easy
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know what we're probably gon' do
What you been feenin' deep inside
Maxis: stop! Terrible song choice, but good singing! You are in! you're going to Berlin!
Nikolai:YAYAYAYAYAYA!
(walks out with yellow strip.)
Nikolai: I made it.
Tank: we saw. I'm up Next.
Maxis: alright, start singing.
Tank: "When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong. Reach for Juggernog tonight, Sugar seduction delight! When you need to feel big and strong, reach for Juggernog tonight!"
Maxis: good! You are in!
Tank:ya bitch!
(comes out with yellow slip.)
Tank: (starts screaming!) I made it!
Richtofen: I'm up next.
Gersch: Alright. Start singing!
Richtofen: the hills are ! With the sound of suffering!
Gersch:alright, good nuff. You are in!
Richtofen: JA!
(comes out with yellow slip.)
Tank: that was terrible.
Richtofen: (flips him the bird.)
Tank: alright tak you are up!
Richtofen: (snickers) What's he gonna sing!
Nikolai: Honor the musical?
(all laugh.)
Richtofen: get ready to see something boring.
Takeo: I am ready! Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will.
(all but the judges and Takeo jaws drop)
Richtofen: well, we did it!
Tank: good! We did good today!
Takeo: we all did it!
Nikolai: DA!
Will Tank Continue to scream like a girl?Will Takeo smoke Marijuana?Is Richtofen a homosexual?Is nikolai polish? Find out next time on zombie Idol.