A/N-Wotcher! This is the first thing I'm publishing ever, so be nice. I wrote this in 5 minutes, and you can all feel free to use any of these disclaimers for your stories. Happy Reading!♥

10 Avatar Disclaimers

1. If I owned Avatar I wouldn't be writing a disclaimer

2. I don't own Appa's toe gunk, but I really wish I did

3. If I owned Avatar, I wouldn't be typing this right now, because I would be in Burbank, California with Mike and Bryan laughing at all the people who don't own Avatar.

4. If I married Mike and then got a divorce, I would own half of his half of Avatar.

5. By the time I'm old enough to actually own avatar, the show will be over.

6. The chances of me owning avatar are the same as Aang realizing he can bend chocolate milk.

7. If I inherited the show or something, and finally owned Avatar, I'd be so happy that I'd shave my head and get an arrow tattoo.

8. I want to own Fufucuddlypoops.

9. If I owned Avatar, Zuko would have a Harley-Davidson and wear a black leather jacket

10. If I owned Avatar, I would know what's gonna happen in the third season, and then I'd sell all of the secrets on eBay for a million dollars.

A/N-Tell me what you think because I'll make a second one. Send me any of your suggestions as well. Stay gold, read Harry Potter7, and have a fanfiction-tastic summer!♥