Ok, so this one is compleatley insane. The song is Chordettes's Lollipop and i originally got the idea from watching Potter Puppet Palls on youtube.
It was an ordinary day at the death eater HQ. Some of the death eaters were out doing unspeakably horrible things to muggles. Others were tending to their masters every need. Some, like a witch named Bellatrix Lestrage, were taking a shower.
From the showers song could be heard.
Voldemort, Voldemort
Oh Volde, Volde, Volde
Voldemort, Voldemort...
Call my baby Voldemort
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him
Voldemort, Voldemort
Oh Volde, Volde, Volde
Voldemort, Voldemort...
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or limeIf you had a choice
He'd be your pick
But Voldemort is mine
Voldemort, Voldemort
Oh Volde, Volde, Volde
Voldemort, Voldemort...
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you whyJust like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY VOLDEMORT IS GREAT
I call him
Voldemort, Voldemort
Oh Volde, Volde, Volde
Voldemort, Voldemort...
Bellatrix came out of the showers with a smile on her face still humming. That had been one of the best showers of her life.