Emmett and Edward are in the living room listening to dance party mix 7. They need to brush up on their moves for the ladies, who at the moment are out shopping. Jasper walks in with his box of guns. "Alright men" he announces "turn of that crappy dance stuff and play the sound track from die hard, it's gun fight time and I'm feeling violent". "I'm sure that would be fun Jasper but Edward and I have the tango to practice" says Emmett. He grabs a rose from a vase, puts it in his mouth then twirls Edward around and dips him. Edward wriggles out of Emmett's freighting close embrace, "I think I would rather fight than dance," he says as he selects a pistol from the box. " FINE!" Emmett agrees loudly throwing the rose aside.
Soon the Cullen house is ablaze with gunfire. "Ha" Edward laughs as his carefully aimed bullet bounces of Jasper's eyeball. "You laugh now" says Jasper but I borrowed Rosalie's bazooka!" "Crap" Emmett yells as he drops his m21 (I think that's a kind of gun) and hides behind the kitchen island. 'The island will not save you now my friend!" Jasper shouts. Just as he is about to shoot Carlisle walks in, "what the hell is going on in here"? "It's just a gun fight daddy" Edward replies. "Cool" says Carlisle as he magically makes a crossbow materialize in his hands. He points it at Edward, who is gaping in disbelief "I'm an old fashion kind of guy" Carlisle says as he lets the arrow go.
Bulls eye! Time for poptarts mes amies !