I actually wrote this for a school project, but I couldn't resist Voyager-izing it! It's P/T, J/C, and D/7, but my teacher doesn't know that. ;) It's not very good, but I thought it was kind of funny. Hope you like it!

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Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Ahnika. Her parents, King Charles and Queen Kathryn, were the rulers of Khessik, a large kingdom. Her parents wanted to marry her to Prince Thomas of Fransisco, but she was too mean and the prince didn't like her. But she was determined to marry him.

On one beautiful spring day, Princess Ahnika decided to go for a walk.

"Fetch me my jacket, Servant Harry!" She ordered.

"You might say please, Your Highness," Servant Harry answered.

"What?! Did you talk back to me? I said fetch me my jacket! Now go!" Princess Ahnika yelled angrily.

"Yes, Your Highness!" Servant Harry said quickly as he ran off. Once she had it on, she decided to stop by the royal kitchen before heading outside. There, Chef O'Neil was making a stew.

"Hello Princess Ahnika!" Chef O'Neil said in his usual happy manner. "Will you taste this stew for me?"

"Oh, all right," Princess Ahnika sighed. She sipped a bit of the stew, then said, "That's disgusting! Make something better and have it done by the time I get back!"

"Of course, Your Highness," Chief O'Neil was unaffected by her rage.

While on her stroll, all the peasants moved out of her way and bowed down to her- everyone, except for Peasant Bella.

"That princess is way too mean! I refuse to bow to her!" Peasant Bella exclaimed to her friend, Knight Travis. Knight Travis just raised an eyebrow.

"Peasant! I demand that you move aside and bow to me!" Princess Ahnika commanded. Peasant Bella and Knight Travis were talking in front of a fruit stand in the market place.

"No!" Peasant Bella responded angrily. "I have just as much right to be here as you!" With that, both women stormed off in a huff.

Several days later, King Charles and Queen Kathryn were talking with their daughter.

"Ahnika, it has come to my attention that you are too mean to your subjects. You will not be fit to rule this kingdom," King Charles boldly declared. "I've decided to disown you and adopt Peasant Bella."

"What?!" Princess Ahnika was outraged. Servant Harry removed her crown and placed it on Princess Bella's head. "What am I supposed to do?!"

"I'm not as mean as you, Ahnika," Princess Bella answered, "You may have my old house and job."

"You're very generous, Bella," King Charles stated, "You will be married to Prince Thomas tomorrow."

Thomas, Bella, Ahnika, and Ahnika's husband, a wealthy doctor, lived happily ever after.

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Stupid, right? No? Lemme know by pressing that button, please.