singing contest Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic

A/N: i own nothing no songs or characters i wish i di but i don't to bad

in this story sirius never got stuck in the viel

after the deafet of the dark lord left everyone depressed so the weasley twins came up with an idea

for a couple of days they would hold a singing contest.

The headmaster thought it was a great idea so when the students arrived back to hogwarts they would be able to do it.

by the time everyone came back to school the headmaster announced the singing contest and the sign up sheet would be near the charms classroom.

in the end

pansy

draco

harry

ginny

hermione

ron

blaise

fred and george

remus

sirius

and two six year transfers

michael

lylith

two days later after everyone finished their classes everyone made there way to the great hall and dumbledore created a stage on the side of the hall and the twins went over and announced the order.

" we'll first up we have pansy" fred started off

" singing i'm bringing sexy back" george finished

the lights dimmed and panssy made it to the stage with three second years dancing behind her

and she began singing

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this wayeveryone in the room began to stare at her strngely others laughing as she bagan to continue to sing

Take 'em to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

Get your sexy on

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

some of the teacher were worried if they should have been letting her sing the song but let her continue any ways

Take 'em to the bridge

I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

at the end of the song everyone was laughing and clapping as pansy made her way off the stage

fred and george then made their way back on stage anouncing the next singer

" next is us me and fred we-"

fred then continued saying " will be singing original pranskster"

they then began to sing

Until the break of dawn
Life life
Cannot go by the letter
Time time
Prozac can make it better
Noise noise
Any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away
When it's all on you
fred began to sing by himself
Crime crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno
Time time
Eighteen and life in Chino
Freud Freud
All along it's true
Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you

george then began to sing

Knock down the walls, it's alive in you
Knock down the place, you're alone it's true
Knock down the world, it's alive in you
You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna
Bust out on it - original prankster
Break out yeah - original yeah
Bust out on it - original prankster
You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say

both twins werenow singing and everyone was laughing and jumping around

You know it smells like shit
Goddamn
Tag team the double header
Son of Sam
Fire always makes it better
Navigate
With style and aplomb
Cause wherever you're at
That's the tip you's on

fred sings by himself

Lies, lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries tries
Bangin' little hoochie mamas
No way
None of this is true
Well he'll see there comes a day
When the joke's on you yeah

george sings by himself

Dime dime
So good to see ya
Nine nine
Don't want to be ya
Crime crime
Fine sensimilla

in the end the twins were bowing and everyone in the great hall were screaming and cheering them on

fred then anoounced by himself " next is ron singing rock star"

2x]
Fuckin' posers
It's almost over now
It's almost over now
Yeah

You think the way you live is okay
You think posin'
Will save the day
You think we don't see
That you're running
Better call your boys
'Cause I'm coming

everyone inthe great hall were laugh at ron even the teachers

You can't be me
I'm a Rock Star
I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car
I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far

It's almost over now
It's almost over now

Yes
You ain't heard that we swallow guys
It's too damn late to apologize
When you see the mantle or will you see the skies

It's almost over now

at this point of the song fred went up the stage and told ron to get off and as ron walked off everyone was laughing at him

george just shook his head and said " hermione your next"

hermione then walked up and said " i'll be singing let it die."

We had fire in our eyes
In the beginning I
Never felt so alive
In the beginning you
You blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't want to hear it anymore

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore

We had time on our side
In the beginning we
We had nothing to hide
In the beginning you
You blame but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't want to hear it anymore

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore

You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore

through out the whole song hermione kept looking down and at the last sentence was said she spoke to ron saying " ron it's over" everyone was then shocked but still clapped for her singing such a great song

fred then walked up the stage and said " wow didn't expect that oh well it's blaise's turn singing lips like morphine"

blaise then began singing and looking at hermione staright in the eye

I want a girl with lips like morphine,
Knock me out every time they touch me.
I wanna feel a kiss just crush me,
And break me down.

Knock me out (knock me out),
Knock me out (knock me out).
Cause I've waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.

I want a girl with lips like morphine,
Blow a kiss that leaves me gasping.

hermione then started to smile and shake her head

And I wanna feel that lightning strike me,
And burn me down.

Knock me out (knock me out),
Knock me out (knock me out).
Cause I've waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.
Just put me on my back,
Knock me out again.

I want a girl with lips like morphine (lips like morphine)
Knock me out every time they touch me (every time they touch me)
I want a girl with lips like morphine (lips like morphine)
To knock me out.

See I've waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.
Just put me on my back,
Knock me out again

at the end of the song everyone was clapping and blaise said " so hermine want to go out"

hermione then laughed and replied " sure" and kissed blaise

blaise then smirked and said " it's way better than morphine"

george then walked up the stage saying wow well for tonight we have one more singer and tomorrow we will continue so michael come on up and he will be singing the misery"

michael then stood very still and looked down beginning to sing

I write the lines you want me to,
With the words I dare to use of all the ones that you have taught me,
Along the years

You cast a perfect shadow on the paper, fade away with sunlight,
I fear the way you know me, love can leave a stain...

You steal my only hope and make me stay awake another night,
I wish you bear with me, stay near me
When the Autumn leaves have fallen....
Solitude, my pain, the last thing left of me..

If you fall I'll catch, if you love I'll love,
And so it goes, my dear, don't be scared, you'll be safe,
This I swear. If you only love me

Seven lonely lies written on Deadwinter's night,
open the only book with the only poem I can read
In blood I sign my name and seal the midnight with a tear,
burn the paper, every line for them I cried…

If you fall I'll catch, if you love I'll love,
and so it goes, my dear, don't be scared, you'll be safe,
this I swear. If you only love me back

I am the Playwriter and you are my Crown, make me cry for your love,
like you've done many times,
so I know I can't write these storylines without you, Lady pain,
make me strong, can't we be together without them forever…

The words I write can only hurt you, sorry for the rain, thank you,
my only one, you gave me this pain
I leave you gently on the floor, take one step towards the door,
where's the letter never written, goodnight now…

If you fall I'll catch, if you love I'll love,
and so it goes, my dear, don't be scared, you'll be safe,
this I swear. If you only love me (back) (x2)

at the end of the song everyone was too shocked to do anything but soon began to clap as michael got off the stage.

afterwards fred said out loud as everyone was leaving " the order for tomorrow is harry then draco, sirus, remus, and lylith."

everyone then made their ways to their dorms getting a good nights sleep.

A/N: i hope you guys like this story cause i couldn't really figure out how to do this so please review