Disclaimer: I don't own Mario people.
Mario Mania
It was a sunny day in Mushroom Kingdom. Princess Peach, Toadette, Toadsworth, Toad, Mario, and some other toads were packing their bags for their trip to Island Delfino (again). After Mario had to clean up that goopy mess, he was determined to get a good vacation soaking up some sun and splashing in the ocean.
Meanwhile on the other side of Mushroom Kingdom was another huge kingdom called Sarasaland. Among the four kingdoms combined to form Sarasaland, was Chai, home to Princess Daisy. Princess Daisy was also packing her bags along with two snifits named Swaffy and Snoot, and a few toads. Princess Daisy was looking forward into a splendid vacation on Island Delfino too!
Peach's mini pink plane arrived at Delfino Airstrip near noontime. Princess Daisy's super-fast cruiser arrived at the same time. At first the two parties didn't notice each other. Mario was busy looking at FLUDD while the toads and Toadsworth followed Peach into a nearby building. Daisy and the snifits were playing with each other, and the toads splashed in a nearby fountain.
Suddenly FLUDD mistaken Daisy as Peach and exclaimed, "Master Mario! Has the princess changed so quickly?"
Mario looked up and saw Princess Daisy. "Peach! Peach! Princess Daisy is here too!"
Peach eagerly rushed out and tripped on her gown.
"Ooof!" cried Peach.
Her pink summer gown was smothered in a mixture of mud and sand.
"Oh no! It's ruined!" she wined.
Daisy heard the commotion and approached them.
"I didn't know you're here!" she exclaimed.
"Hi Daisy!" Peach perked up.
"Oh look at who doesn't know how to handle a gown!" Daisy teased. "Hasn't it been long enough?"
Peach stomped her foot and cracked the heel of her high-heels.
"Oh no!" she whined again.
"Princess!" came a voice.
It was Toadsworth running towards the group in a hurry.
"Oh my!" he shouted. "I'll get you a new pair of shoes! Thank goodness we brought twelve pairs of shoes!"
A blue toad said, "Princess, I'm afraid we don't have a change for your dress today. I'll call Toadie and tell him to send three pairs of gowns."
Peach smiled at the toad and frowned at her dress.
"That's ALL you brought? I brought a whole wardrobe!" she announced as she showed Peach her clothes.
"Wow…. I like that shirt." Peach pointed out.
Daisy just closed her luggage.
"Well what are you doing over here?" questioned Daisy.
Peach explained that she, Mario, and the toads were going to spend a nice vacation here without any graffiti problems.
"…And what makes you so sure that you won't have any problems?" asked Daisy suspiciously.
"So…um…" Peach said trying to change the subject, "Do you want to travel together?"
"Sure as long as it's okay with my snifits and toads." Replied Daisy casually.
The two parties then went to Island Delfino on Daisy's cruise ship.
"Oh it's sooooo beautiful out here!" exclaimed Peach with a sigh.
"Well duh!" "Haven't you ever seen a beach resort before!" Daisy said as she rolled her eyes.
Later that day…
"So um Daisy, uh Princess Daisy, where are you planning to stay?" asked Mario.
"Hmmm… so you're telling me that you haven't booked your hotel reservations?" asked Daisy.
"Yeah well we were hoping to find a good but cheap hotel you know…um…uh…yeah…"
"I can't believe you guys!" Daisy blurted out.
"I mean seriously don't you KNOW that you're supposed to book reservations BEFORE going to your destination? Not AFTER!"
Poor Peach fainted with all the pressure and hit her head hard on the floor.
"OH DEAR!" cried Toadsworth. "THE PRINCESS! WHAT WILL I EVER DO?"
After Toadsworth stopped freaking, the yellow toad dumped a huge metal bucket of water (it was even bigger than him!) on top of the "dead" princess.
"Ohhhh! Uggggggghhhhhh!" sputtered Peach. "May I please ask WHO dumped water on me!"
The nervous yellow little toad meekly raised his tiny hand.
"Toadmush!" Peach screamed. "Why did you do this to me?" she demanded.
Quietly Toadsworth whispered to the yellow toad, "Looks like the princess is having her temper problem again."
"Y-yeah." Whispered the yellow toad.
"Toadmush!" Peach screamed again.
"Ummm, princess, actually you fainted sooo…I um had to dump water on your head." Replied the yellow toad.
"Oh." Peach said without a simple "sorry for screaming at you".
"Where were we again-before I fainted?" Peach continued.
"We were talking about hotel reservations remember?" reminded Daisy.
Then Daisy said she already made reservations at the "Grand Delfino Resort".
"Toodles!" Daisy waved goodbye. "See you in the morning!"
Mario and Peach stared and stared at the place Daisy was going to live in. It was the biggest, and grandest hotel ever built!
"Can we maybe take a quick peek at the inside, please Mario?" Peach begged.
"Fine but if we get caught, don't blame me." Mario said.
So Mario, Peach and the rest of the people walked up the grand and shiny stairs and came upon two guards.
"Where's your entrance passport?" asked one of the guards.
"E-entrance passport?" Peach repeated.
"W-we um are visiting a friend." Lied Peach.
"Yeah right!" the guard said. "Scram!"
Peach, Mario, and the toads rushed down the marble stairs and made a dash to the other side of Island Delfino.
"Whew that was a close one!" Mario sighed.
Everyone was huffing and puffing-especially Peach. "I have never ran so fast in my life!" Peach exclaimed.
"Yeah true, but you were very slow you know." Murmured Mario.
"HEY I HEARD THAT YOU SHORT LITTLE FREAK!" Peach screamed.
"OH YEAH, YOU'RE THE MOST UGLIEST PRINCESS IN THE WORLD! IN FACT, DAISY IS WAAAAAAAY PRETTIER THAN YOU STUPID IDIOT!" shot back Mario.
While they were arguing the two were slowly moving close to the hotel that Daisy was staying in. Meanwhile, Daisy happened to be staying in the room that was closest to the beach and she was sitting by the window with her two snifits. She heard the familiar voices of Mario and of course, Peach. As Mario and Peach got closer, Daisy realized that they were arguing about who was slower and worst.
"Life cannot get any better than this." Daisy laughed. (Now don't get the wrong idea because Daisy is perfectly normal and she's NOT a bad guy!)
"YOU STINKY LITTLE STUPID HEAD!" "IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR GREEDINESS, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!" Mario reminded Peach.
All of a sudden Peach stopped shouting and a burst of tears flooded Island Delfino.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" she sobbed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
As the tear water was rising, Daisy said to her snifits, "Better close the windows before the 'Peach-contaminated-tears' come in."
Outside, the whole Island's tourists and polices popped their heads out the windows to see what the big commotion was all about.
"What is going on in here!" one of the policeman said.
"Hey boss, isn't that the same girl that got kidnapped here a few months ago?" the other policeman said.
"Hey you're right! Boy, she really got older!" the chief policeman exclaimed.
"WAAAAAAAH!" Peach continued to sob.
Soon in less than ten minutes, Island Delfino was flooded like the time when Corona Mountain was finally opened. All over the Island, Islanders were saying, "Ick!" "Bleh!" and "Yuck!" at the salty waters that once came out of Peach's soggy eyes.
"There, there." Toadsworth was trying to clam the princess down.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Peach yelled so loud that everyone could hear.
"I'm so sorry to say this but your mommy died ages ago." Toadsworth announced.
"SOMEBODY SHUT THE GIRL UP ALREADY!" demanded an impatient pianta woman.
When Peach heard that, she began to cry even louder and more annoying than the last time.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Peach wailed.
Finally when everyone got so annoyed, they all went back into their houses and hotels and shut all the doors, windows, and everything between them. Meanwhile Peach was still crying at the top of her lungs.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Later that night…
Peach had cried so much that during that evening her face was all red and blotchy.
"Ugggh!" Peach said, disgusted.
"Hey it's not my fault that your ugly face is so ugly!" Mario exclaimed.
Peach went into the shower that night and scrubbed, and scrubbed her face. Fortunately, it didn't come off. (Yes that's right, FORTUNATELY.) When Peach came out of the shower and Toadsworth was to prepare her bed, Toadsworth was shocked at the princess's red and puffed up face.
"I-I-I-I uh, don't know what to-EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!" Toadsworth couldn't stand it anymore and had to scream at the ugliness at Peach's terrible face.
"Toadmush!" "Lester 'Shroom!" get over here with big buckets of ice cold water!" Toadsworth commanded.
"Yes sir!" Toadmush and Lester 'Shroom replied.
They dumped the water on the Peach's head hoping that it'll deflate the puffiness of her face. Again, it didn't work. So...Peach had to sleep uncomfortably in bed that night.