So who is the dad?

Disclaimer- I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. Just this idea that came to me when I was taking a shower. :D

Princessstphanie- This is my first attempt at writing an Ouran High School Host Club fic. It will get ooc for many reasons. For a few examples, the plot to actually work , my writing style, and the fact that it is indeed my first OHSHC fic. Although I'll try as much as I can. I probably won't use end titles much, if at all, in this fic. Just the ones I know for sure are right. I hope you guys like it!

Special shout out to my beta-reader who is taking time out of her day to correct my mistakes in this chapter! I thank you so much, Crystaline-Crimson!!!

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The host club had decided - or rather, Tamaki did - that the club was going to take yet another trip. This time it was to a haunted house. The only thing was that they were going to spend the night in it because Tamaki had watched a commoner movie and thought it looked fun. The sun was setting and Kyoya was writing in his notebook, Mori was watching Hunny eat cake, Tamaki was sliding down the stair banister and the twins were getting bored.

"Haruhi," Kaoru and Hikaru propped their elbows on her, "Do you have any more commoner games? Laughing at Tono hurting himself is getting boring."

Haruhi looked up and put a finger to her chin as if in deep thought. When she had finally thought of something she said, "I think we could either play truth or dare or we could wait about one more hour and tell ghost stories."

After Tamaki finally got the reluctant Kyoya to agree to the game of truth or dare, they all sat in a circle. They'd chosen the game for Hunny's sake, knowing ghost stories before bed would bring nightmares. The circle went: Kyoya, Haruhi, Tamaki, Hunny, Mori, Kaoru, and then Hikaru who sat next to Kyoya making it, indeed, a circle. Haruhi got up to get a Coke bottle from the refrigerator and placed it in the middle of them. She explained the rules very carefully and most of them were very excited to start the game. Tamaki was the first one to spin the bottle since he was the most enthused - and it landed on Kyoya, much to his dismay.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Let me see… I dare you to let me and Renge give you a makeover as a girl." Tamaki smiled as Renge's high powered motor came from the floor of the haunted house.

"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! This will be the makeover of a century!" Renge declared boldly.

"She has one everywhere, doesn't she?" Hikaru asked and Kaoru sweat dropped.

They had straightened his hair so it was a bit longer now and they parted it down the middle and made the hair caress his cheeks. Part of the hair was held up by two pink bunny clips. He was wearing a long pink halter top and skin tight jeans with pink heart high heels. It was a true sight to behold. The twins took it upon themselves to take a picture of him for blackmail later on. Kyoya glared daggers at Renge as she left seeing as how all Tamaki did was put the bunny clips in his hair. He was still very pissed at him though. He wanted to seek revenge and his victim happened to be Hikaru.

"Truth or dare?" Kyoya put on one of the famous smiles he does when he's about to benefit from something. Did it scare Hikaru? Nope. Made him more determined.

"Dare."

"I dare you to massage Haruhi's boobs."

All of their mouths dropped at this - except for Hunny who went to the bathroom only moments before. Hikaru got a blush on his cheeks, Tamaki looked ready to kill and Haruhi was in shock. Nobody had expected the shadow king to get such perverted ideas. They all assumed he was the most innocent, minus Hunny. No one knew he had a mind similar to the twins when it came to this stuff. Hikaru knew he was only a ploy to get back at Tamaki and knew he would just have to get his dare over with and then get revenge. Not that he didn't like the idea of being able to touch her there. She wouldn't like it too much though. He made his way over to where she was sitting and gently pushed her on her back. She just gazed up at him with her huge brown eyes. He then took her small breast into his hands and rubbed them until he got a glint of something in his eye and then Tamaki tackled him into a wall.

"Why does Tama-chan have him against the wall?" Hunny asked Mori as he came back into the room.

"He was teaching him self defence," Mori replied.

Hunny walked over to where Hikaru was pinned against the wall. "You could have asked me to help you."

Tamaki realized everyone was now staring at him and released him. Hikaru rubbed his sore body and went back to where he was sitting. He stared at the floor for he was too embarrassed. If he caught Haruhi's gaze, he would surely die. Damn that Kyoya. He knew how to get him back the moment the bottle landed on Haruhi. Sure, he felt bad for her having to go through all of this, but this would get back at Kyoya and Tamaki. He looked over to his twin who knew what he was thinking and nodded.

"Truth or dare, Haruhi?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to sit in Kyoya's lap for the rest of the game."

Haruhi knew better, from previous times of playing this game, not to make comments or show emotion to anything you are asked or dared to do. People always took it the wrong way. That was the last thing she needed - an even more protective "dad" all over her. Oh god. Haruhi gently placed herself in Kyoya's lap and she then wished Tamaki hadn't put those pants on him. She reached forwards to spin the bottle. She couldn't help it any longer: she blushed.

"Haru-chan! Are you going to ask me?" Hunny grinned.

"Yeah. Truth or dare?"

"Truth! I'm the first one!" Hunny was so happy for himself being the smartest one. He was going to celebrate by eating lots of cake when the game was over. "Aren't I smart Takashi?"

"Yeah," Mori nodded.

"Have you ever injured someone so badly they had to go to the hospital?"

"I sure did. One bully tried to take my Usa-chan!" Hunny grabbed onto his stuffed bunny somewhat tighter.

"We're pausing this game for a moment," Kyoya announced.

"On what grounds?"

"I just finished assigning room partners."

"Oh no. Hunny-sempai is going to do that. Hunny, who should sleep in the same room? We have to sleep in pairs of two. One room will have three." Haruhi asked him.

"Me and Takashi, and who else wants to sleep together?" Hunny asked the circle.

"We'll take Haruhi!" The twins grinned.

"No way! You'll do perverted things to my daughter! She will sleep with her parents!" Tamaki declared.

"You're the closet pervert." Hikaru smirked.

"I got it! Haru-chan will sleep with Kyoya and then Tama-chan can share with Hikaru and Kaoru!" Hunny was very happy with his decision.

"She needs to be with her daddy!" Tamaki argued.

"I'm fine with Kyoya-sempai. Thank you Hunny," Haruhi smiled. "Now before Tamaki goes into the corner of woe, let's continue with the game. Hunny you ask Mori now."

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Do you think I did ok with my picking?"

"Yeah."

"Yay!" Hunny cheered.

"Truth or Dare?" Mori asked Kaoru.

"Dare."

"Make breakfast in the morning," Mori stated, keeping his straight face.

"Ok. I'll call a maid over." Kaoru shrugged like it was no big deal. He pulled out his cell phone and dailed his house, "Hey. Send mine and Hikaru's twin maids over tomorrow morning to make us breakfast. I don't care what time. I guess around eight." Kyoya glared. "Actually, make that around ten. Ok, bye."

"They aren't going to bring me clothes to try on are they?" Haruhi asked.

"I guess, only if mom tells them to," Kaoru replied. "So, lord, truth or dare?"

"Dare! I finally get to go!"

"Convince everyone to drink the flavoured water Hikaru and I bought today and then dance to the music that's on my iPod."

"How can you make him convince us to do something?" Haruhi asked. The next thing she knew, Tamaki had turned into puppy mode.

Hikaru passed out the Vodka – or, as they liked to call it, flavored water. He gave everyone a nice big glass. Kaoru had hooked his iPod up to Kyoya's laptop and put it on shuffle. Hunny got tired early and so he and Mori returned to their room. The others continued to party the night away. Even the normal refined Kyoya was busting some moves. It's truly amazing what some Vodka can do to a person.

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Princessstphanie- So do you like the idea? This is kind of just the chapter before the actual fic to explain how they got in this predicament. Not in a prologue kind of way though. It was a key chapter to the fic. Please review!