I wasn't sure about posting this because it is a multi-chapter fic.
Also I was busy. With being a sophomore. And watching Merlin. And freaking out over the fact that Misha Collins declared at a Supernatural Con that Destiel is ….
BUT THIS MUST BE POSTED. BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TIME PIGGY GOT THE GIRL.
Enjoy!
Another anguished sigh slid between the fat boy's lips. Jack Merridew clenched his pencil, trying desperately to focus on the Calculus question on the worksheet. Already math was not Jack's strong point but with distractions, there was no way he could concentrate!
"Piggy," Jack hissed between clenched teeth. "One more noise out of you and I will personally cut you into strips and sell you to the school cafeteria as bacon!"
A soft chuckle came next to the pudgy boy. Jack glared at a grinning Ralph, daring him to open that smug hole and ridicule him. Ralph didn't pay attention in math class, as it was one of his few strong points, along with debate.
"Aw, come on Jack. Neither of us can help it that our friend here is feeling a bit lonely," Ralph whispered, that grin still ever present on his face.
"Lonely?!" Jack blurted out a bit too loudly. This earned them a harsh shush from the bat-like Calculus teacher.
"The bloody hell are you talking about Greenwood?!" Jack hissed. Piggy frowned, not liking that they were talking about him even though he was right there.
"I have to watch all of you go on dates and blabber on and on about your romantic endeavors," Piggy huffed, speaking up for himself. "When is it my turn?"
"Chat up some girl like the rest us normal people!" Jack said, rolling his eyes at Piggy's obvious stupidity.
"You're far from normal Merridew," Piggy grumbled, scribbling down an answer. Jack gave him his best glare and the other paled a bit.
"I know!" Ralph suddenly (but quietly) exclaimed, "We can help Piggy find a girl!"
"We?! What is this we you speak of Greenwood?" Jack questioned, raising an eyebrow. There was absolutely no way he wanted to assist with Piggy's… God, he couldn't believe he was saying this, thoughts or not… Romantic Life…
"You, me, maybe Rog and Si," Ralph answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Honestly, Jack sometimes wondered if the rumor that all blondes were dumb was true.
"What makes you think I would want to do it?" Jack asked, practically choking on his own saliva.
"Hmmm…. I don't know…" a devious smirk that truly scared Jack Merridew appeared on the blonde's lips. "How about all the Calculus questions for a month?"
The redhead raised an eyebrow. He knew the persuasion skills Ralph had honed in on for all of his eighteen years was coming into play, but it was a very tempting offer.
"Make it two, and you have yourself a deal."
"Fine."
"Now wait a second-!" Piggy's protests on having one of his worst enemies helping him find a girlfriend was cut off by the shaking of Ralph and Jack's hand.
The deal was set.
Let the game for the perfect match begin.
Piggy dreaded the next week….