This is an incredibly short drabble and the ones that follow it are the same. They're fairly comical...I guess. I try to live up to the namesake of keeping it sarcastic, but some times it doesn't fit the random mini-plot that this one doesn't have. This one is Naruto's pov. He's...no idea how to put it.
I know I'm always impatient, persistent, loud, and all those other words that truthfully mean annoying, but I'm smart enough to realize that wouldn't earn me the hate I receive in this village called Konoha. That means it's the Kyuubi. I know from descriptions that the Kyuubi is a giant legendary fox demon. Obviously, I'm not a legendary fox demon. That would be pretty cool if I was…or maybe if this "fox demon" actually liked me and tried to help me with my dreams! I really don't see that happening anytime soon.
This is my first fanfiction, please tell me what you think!