A/N: Guess what show I chose first, answer at end!
"Come on, we got vampire to dust" Nanoha said as she pulled a stake out of her leather jacket.
"Vampires? What are you talking about?" Fate asked confused as the other members of the group grabbed weapons.
"You know, vampires, fangs, blood, shouldn't you be the expert since you are one?" Nanoha replied.
"Even though right now I'd love to find out what's wrong with her, we got other things to worry about, things like blood sucking fiends" Yuuno said as he loaded his crossbow. "No offense, Fate."
"Yeah, let's go. We can talk about what's wrong with Fate-chan later. You still up for a fight?" Nanoha asked.
"Well, uh...yes but I don't think I have bar- wait, my heart's not beating, is everyone else's heart beating?" Fate asked slightly panicked.
"Maybe she hit her head when she fought those vamps before" Hayate suggested.
Nanoha sighed. "I don't have time for this, let's just go! When you see the guys with the fangs and lumps on their face, put a stake in their heart, simple. Here" Nanoha tossed a wooden stake at Fate who caught it easily.
The group hurried out the library doors, now prepared for battle. Fate couldn't help but wonder what was going on, one minute she was in her barrier jacket about to grab the lost logia, then the next she was in a school library wearing a leather coat with her friends talking about vampires. For now, she decided, it would be best to play along.
It didn't take long for them to find the vampires; they were just inside a club called The Bronze. "Alright, here's the plan, I'll go in through the front with Fate-chan and get their attention, you two go in through the side" Nanoha ordered. Hayate and Yuuno nodded and headed off. "Ready?"
"Yeah, let's um...stake them" Fate answered. Nanoha nodded and kicked open the front door and walked in, with Fate behind her.
"We will feast upon you're delicious blood!" one of the vampires was saying as they entered. "Oh, the slayer! We were expecting you! You walked right into a trap, prepare for death!"
Immediately, two vampires jumped down from the ceiling, grinning menacingly.
Nanoha nonchalantly staked both of the vampires. "That all you got? My mom could put up a better fight!"
"No, I have much more in store for you slayer! Come on boys, let's bag a slayer tonight!" the leader of the vampires commanded.
A group of vampires charged at the pair. Nanoha easily dodged the fist that headed towards her, while Fate surprised herself how easily she blocked the attack of one of the vampires. Fate plunged the stake in her hand into the vamp's heart, the vampire immediately turned to dust.
"Oh, that's what you meant by dusting!" Fate said happily. She was promptly punched across the room after letting her guard down. "Ow, that hurts more than it looks on TV." Fate stood up and easily staked a vampire that went to attack her. She was rather pleased how she didn't seem to miss the heart even once.
She was also surprised when Yuuno and Hayate charged in and also were able to hit the heart. Shouldn't it be a little harder to land a stake in someone's heart?
It didn't take long after that to finish off the vampires. "How could you defeat me? I'm no ordinary vampire! I'm the lord of the undead, the king of darkness! You are nothing, nothing!" the leader raved.
"Yeah, yeah" Nanoha said as she threw her shot the loaded crossbow, the stake hit its heart and it turned to dust a second after. "They always do that."
"Since we staked all those vamps we should probably find out what's wrong with Fate-chan" Hayate said.
"Yeah, tell us what's wrong, have a nervous breakdown after you couldn't find anything else to brood over?" Yuuno asked sarcastically.
"I brood?" Fate asked.
"All of us angst, a lot."
"Why?
"It's complicated, it's like there's some all powerful god controlling our life that likes to watch us suffer and tear every bit of happiness away from us in the most cruel and unfortunate time. He and all the other gods are probably like, hey look what I just did, I killed all those guys because they didn't expect it, isn't it great?"
"That sounds really bad. I don't think I like this world much, I want go home."
Nanoha stared at Fate for a moment. "This Fate-chan is really weird. I kind of miss the whole mysterious bad girl act."
"Me, weird? You're the ones slaying vampires like it's as easy as poking someone with a stake, and apparently there's something really unlucky about this place! Not only that, you keep all these weapons at a school library? Any student could just go and get one! I mean, really, how does the principle miss that? Not only that, no one here seemed to care we just killed several vampires."
"Are you okay?"
Fate sighed. This place was so different then what she was used to, while traveling the depths of space was a routine thing, slaying vampires with her friends acting as if this was their normal everyday life. This must be a dream or an illusion like the time with the Book of Darkness Fate thought. That's when an idea hit her. The lost logia she was about to capture probably sent her mind to this strange, made up world! If that was the case, she could just escape the same way as last time.
"This isn't real." Fate stated calmly.
"Right, because we're all figments of your imagination, why didn't we notice that before?" Nanoha said sarcastically.
"This isn't real, and I want to leave!" she said this time with more force.
And nothing happened.
"That didn't work."
Nanoha opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by suddenly having her neck snapped.
"Did that ju-just happen? Nanoha!" Fate yelled as she leaned down to check her pulse, despite the fact that she was definitely dead.
"Oh, don't worry her, this happens a lot. She'll come back sooner or later. It's kind of her thing" Hayate explained.
"You don't…care?" Fate asked shakily.
"She never stays dead. Her heart stopped, she jumped into a magical portal, and got shot with a bullet through the chest. Having her neck snapped by a random demon isn't even that hard to fix" Yuuno replied.
"Now I really, really want to leave."
At that moment, a large portal made of magical energy appeared in front of her.
"Not what I was expecting" Yuuno muttered as she stared at it. "We probably should wait until Nanoha comes back before we do something stupid like jumping in it."
"If Nanoha ever wakes up tell her I'm sorry. If you guys are still around after I leave, that is" Fate said as she jumped through the portal without a second's hesitation.
"What did I just say?" Yuuno grumbled angrily. "Stupid, suicidal vampires…"
~…~
Fate blinked. One minute she was some sort of vampire killer, one portal later, she was here, wearing some lame looking yellow colored spandex costumes, fighting some straw themed monster. "This is going to be one long day."
A/N: Odd idea? Yes. Done before? Yes. Have I actually seen one for Nanoha? No.
The first show chosen was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with Nanoha as Buffy, Fate as Angel, Hayate as Willow, and Yuuno as Xander. Ignore the minor continuity problems with the Buffy scenario.
Who could guess the show? Hopefully, all of you.
And the show at the end was…
I'm not telling! Not yet, since it's continued from that point in the next chapter. I think it's obvious, though maybe that's just because I'm the writer, so if would help me out if you reviewed and told me you're guess!
Yes, that's my not so subtle way of telling you to review. Now go my readers, review like the wind!