I just really, really, really want to see a retelling of Beauty and the Beast with Chell as Beauty and Wheatley as the Beast. Let your imagination run wild, fellow anons. Anything goes!

Not doing Wheatley… GLaDOS fits better…

Many years ago a wealthy lady lived in a castle in the forests surrounding a small village.

On a cold storming night an old crone came to the castle. Three times the crone asked to be let in, three times the lady refused her entrance.

After the third time, the old crone revealed herself as a powerful enchantress. The lady begged forgiveness, but it was too late. The enchantress saw that there was no compassion in the lady's heart.

She was turned into a beast. She had 18 years to fall in love and be loved in return.

She despaired, for who could love a beast?

Yes uber short, but we can't decide wether we should use Wheatley or Chell as Belle.

This is pretty much ripped from the movie… Only made for a female beast.

Yeah, GLaDOS fits Beast's personality than Wheatley does…