8:00
Woken by the sound of Angus yowling, and dearest Vati trumpeting in reply. Vair, vair irritating. After investigating, I discovered that Angus had decided to use the kitchen floor as his own personal ice rink, and had ended his sparkling performance by tripping vati up, who then head butted the kitchen cupboard. Being the kind daughter that I am, I gave him a piece of well-known advice from the depths of Buddahland.
"Don't head butt cupboards Vati, it might cause pain." Despite my wiseosity and intelligence, he just groaned, mumbling something that sounded like.
"Shut up Georgia." I'm surely mistaken, as my father is never surly with me. Tried to return to my bed of snuggliness, but Gordy and Libby were turning it into a fort.
11:00
After a time of watching time fly past (which it didn't) decided to ring my bestest-buddy Jas, who will surely help me out of my spell of boredom.
"Hello?"
"Jas! It's ME!"
"Hiya Gee." She seemed a bit distant.
"What's wrong?" I asked her, being the caring friend that I am.
"It's Tom..." She began. I groaned (inwardly). How is it that every phone call I make to her always starts this way?
"What about Tom? Has he turned into a vegetable?"
"No Gee, it's terrible. He's going to Kiwi-a-gogo land." I dropped the phone. And picked it up again.
"I'll be over in a minute. Put the pop-tarts on."
11:40
Arrived at Jas's after a little light make-up. By light, I mean lip-liner, lip-gloss, foundation, mascara (3 layers), and eyeshadow. Walked into her room to discover a bomb had hit. Even her cuddly toys weren't in order, and her massive knickers drawer was open, and it wasn't organized in order of colour! What is the world coming to? After nutritional pop-tarts, Jas explained how Tom was leaving for 6 months to go to Kiwi-a-gogo land with Robbie. Although I tried to be sympathetic, I really couldn't. In fact, she got so offended when I said "Well all you do together is homework and study badger poo.", that she chucked me out!
Chucked out by my own so called bestest friend! Well she shouldn't expect a phone call from me anytime soon. We are now officially un-friends.