Lunchtime Issues by Luvscharlie
Hermione sat down at her desk and immediately jumped up, disgusted at having stuck her elbow in a blob of mustard. She stomped down the hall and flung open his office door. "You did it again. How many times do I have to tell you that you're not allowed to eat your lunch at my desk before it sinks into your thick skull?"
"Afternoon, Granger," Draco said with a smirk. "Problem?"
"You know good and well there's a problem," she said, pointing at the yellow stain on her robe. "Don't you ever get tired of annoying me?"
"Not really. No."
A/N: This was originally written for a "100 Word Alphabet Meme" on Live Journal where mancrave requested Draco/Hermione with a prompt of D is for Dirty. The drabble must be 100 words exactly.