All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go by Luvscharlie
James clutched his side unable to hold in the laughter that erupted from his throat.
Scorpius' face flushed and he began to perspire in the tight leather pants and clingy silk shirt that he was wearing.
"First of all," James began, stopping several times to point and giggle, "how'd you get the password to even get into Gryffindor Tower? I won't even ask how stealthy you had to be to make it all the way up to my dormitory."
Scorpius blinked, his heavily mascara-coated lashes sticking together so that his right eye wouldn't open. "I'm going to bloody kill him! You have a sister, right? So you won't be an only child when I'm done."
James raised a finger, but then lowered it again, deciding it was best not to add insult to injury by pointing out the red lipstick on Scorpius' teeth. "So Al did this?"
"The prat said nothing turned you like leather pants and make-up and men who were confident enough to…" Scorpius' voice trailed off as humiliation took over completely. He stormed from the room.
"Where ya goin'?" James called after him, giggling uncontrollably.
"To die of humiliation, but not before I kill your little brother."
A/N: This was originally written for the 200 Words of Crack Challenge at the rarepair_shorts community on Live Journal. This fic had to be exactly 200 words.