Mid: HI! I'm Midnight Anime, Mid for short! I'm here today as the all- powerful authoress! I've taken the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh and forced them to sing some nice Christmas carols that I've written.

Seto: Oh joy. Just what I've always wanted to do. Make a fool out of myself in public.

Yami: Why are we involved in this? Couldn't you get somebody else to do this? Like, say, Vegeta?

Yugi: She did, but he flew off as fast as he could.

Mid: So? It'll be fun, trust me!

Joey: There's no fun in any of this! Are you trying to get us to die of embarrassment?

Tea: Probably.

Bakura: I wouldn't mind if you guys died. But of course, I am immortal, so therefore, I can't die. Foolish mortals.

Ryou: You don't really want us dead, do you?

Bakura: Yes I do!

Mid: Anyway. On with the fic! This first song is "Yugi, the Sugar-High Duelist", sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Enjoy!

***Guide***

~ = Song lyrics * = Actions

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Tristan: ~ You know Malik ~

Malik: * waves * Hi Isis!

Tristan: ~ and Kaiba and of course Tea. Ryou, Bakura, and then Mokuba! ~

Tea: ~ But do you recall The most famous duelist of all? ~

Bakura: ~ Yugi, the bright-haired elf boy Had a very old (and particularly stupid) Yami! ~

Yami: Shut up tomb robber!

Ryou: ~And if you ask poor Yami He'd say "Keep Yugi sugar-free!" ~ Yugi: * mumbles * That only happened once.

Joey: ~ All of their other friends Used to go and run away.~

Bakura: ~ They never let poor Yugi Have Sugar on Christmas Day! ~ (Good thing too!)

Yami: Watch it Bathead!

Bakura: * snarls something undistinguishable under his breath * Stupid %*&^%$ Pharaoh!

Yami: * lunges at Bakura *

Tea: * sweatdrops * ~ Then one freezing Christmas Eve Kaiba came to say ~

Kaiba: ~ Yugi with your hair so bright To bug Yami, I'll give you sugar tonight. ~

Yami: You wouldn't!

Kaiba: * smirks * Wouldn't I?

Ryou: ~ And then how Yami hated him As he used his Mind Crush. ~

Tristan: ~ While Yugi ran over hill and vale Kaiba's brain was turned to mush! ~ (YESSS!!!)

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Kaiba: * wandering around dazedly * Hello.

Yugi: * runs everywhere, jumping off the walls* HIYA HIYA HIYA!!!!!!!!!!

Mid: Well that's our first little chappie! * shakes head * I told Kaiba that he shouldn't have really given Yugi sugar. He'll be bouncing around all day! Anyway, don't forget to review! There'll be lots more coming!