A/N: This is another Flarf Poem. It was created by searching for BtVS quotations and then collaging them together. If anyone knows definitively whether this is allowed please let me know. Critique and feedback, both good, bad, and helpful, are loved.
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Debase the Canoe
Debase the beef…the canoe
Are we noticing a theme here?
The bird's dead. It's dead because you left it
in a cage and didn't feed it. Now it's all
dead.
You boiled your egg?
Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind.
You boiled your egg?
A day without an autopsy
is a day without sunshine
All monkeys are French
Take the princess and secure the kitchen
Catwoman, you're with me
I was totally beachless for a month and half
no one suffered like I had
'Bad thing' doesn't cover it
No wonder you died
I hit him with a desk
Color me stunned
Where did they put his head?
It's called security
Dig up three girls to chop them up and throw them away
Doesn't make sense from a time management standpoint
in a fascist society
The dead guy's all puddly now
Pre-ordained deathfest
It promotes togetherness
I'm so stuffy give me a scone.