A Casseiopeia
STory
Author's Note: Okay, I KNOW I've been gone like a year, and the reason is this---WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this is a stupid little story to hopefully help me along, and this takes place in between chapters 16 and 17, which has yet to be written, of Cassieopeia. In this story, I'll refer to myself as BR, and Laurie as Laurie, since we're two different people. Enjoy!
*BR sits in front of a blank word processor, staring ahead blankly.*
BR: UGH!!!!!! WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! I need some help. Oh, Laaauuuuuuriiiiiieee!
Laurie: *unhappily* What is it?
BR: What do you want to happen in the next chapter of Casseiopeia?
Laurie: *smiling evily* I wanna kick Charrisse's----
BR: Not an option.
Laurie: *irratably* All right, then, I want *Charrisse* to kiss my---
BR: *quickly* That's not an option, either!
Laurie: Well then why the h*** are you asking for my help?!
BR: Because Evly's gone on strike.
Laurie: You know, with what the two of you have been doing to me lately, that could be a good thing....
BR: Quiet, you.
Laurie: *plops down on chair* So why *haven't* you been writing?
BR: Because I'm a moron with a demon for a muse who goes on strike often.
Laurie: Well that sucks.
BR: Tell me about it.
*silence*
Laurie: Soooooo...when are you going to set me up with Faleron?
BR: WHO SAYS I'M SETTING YOU UP WITH FALERON!?!?!!?!?!?!
Laurie: So you're not? HALLEULUIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BR: Quiet, you.
Laurie: WHY SHOULD I?!?! I SHOULD BE REJOICING!!!!!!!!!
BR: You know, if you're not careful, I might just set you up with, oh, say, Lerant?
Laurie: *stares in shock, then attacks*
Laurie: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BR: *screams and lunges toward computer. She types in the words, LAURIE SUDDENLY HAS A HEART ATTACK AND DIES*
Laurie: *dies*
BR: *stares in shock, then...* Uh, oh.
*She quickly types in LAURIE SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE*
Laurie: *comes back to life*
BR: OOOH, this is is FUN!!!!
*She types in, LAURIE FALLS MADLY IN LOVE WITH and pauses, then types....
BR: JOREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurie: YOU LITTLE----
BR: *holds up hands* Now, if you stop trying to kill me, I'll undo it. Okay?
Laurie: *sighs, then nods*
BR: Good. *highlighs above sentence and deletes it.*
Laurie: Can I go now.
BR: Yeah. Thanks.
Laurie: Anytime.
BR: *Looks dumstruck, then grins* Hey, I think Evly just left off her strike!
Laurie: Great. *pauses* Just don't do anything *too* horrible to me in the next chapter, okay.
BR: *grins* Oh, no, honey. I'm saving that for the last one! *Turns toward computer and begins to type madly*
Laurie: *muttering sarcastically* Oh, good. Something to look forward to...
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STory
Author's Note: Okay, I KNOW I've been gone like a year, and the reason is this---WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this is a stupid little story to hopefully help me along, and this takes place in between chapters 16 and 17, which has yet to be written, of Cassieopeia. In this story, I'll refer to myself as BR, and Laurie as Laurie, since we're two different people. Enjoy!
*BR sits in front of a blank word processor, staring ahead blankly.*
BR: UGH!!!!!! WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! I need some help. Oh, Laaauuuuuuriiiiiieee!
Laurie: *unhappily* What is it?
BR: What do you want to happen in the next chapter of Casseiopeia?
Laurie: *smiling evily* I wanna kick Charrisse's----
BR: Not an option.
Laurie: *irratably* All right, then, I want *Charrisse* to kiss my---
BR: *quickly* That's not an option, either!
Laurie: Well then why the h*** are you asking for my help?!
BR: Because Evly's gone on strike.
Laurie: You know, with what the two of you have been doing to me lately, that could be a good thing....
BR: Quiet, you.
Laurie: *plops down on chair* So why *haven't* you been writing?
BR: Because I'm a moron with a demon for a muse who goes on strike often.
Laurie: Well that sucks.
BR: Tell me about it.
*silence*
Laurie: Soooooo...when are you going to set me up with Faleron?
BR: WHO SAYS I'M SETTING YOU UP WITH FALERON!?!?!!?!?!?!
Laurie: So you're not? HALLEULUIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BR: Quiet, you.
Laurie: WHY SHOULD I?!?! I SHOULD BE REJOICING!!!!!!!!!
BR: You know, if you're not careful, I might just set you up with, oh, say, Lerant?
Laurie: *stares in shock, then attacks*
Laurie: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BR: *screams and lunges toward computer. She types in the words, LAURIE SUDDENLY HAS A HEART ATTACK AND DIES*
Laurie: *dies*
BR: *stares in shock, then...* Uh, oh.
*She quickly types in LAURIE SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE*
Laurie: *comes back to life*
BR: OOOH, this is is FUN!!!!
*She types in, LAURIE FALLS MADLY IN LOVE WITH and pauses, then types....
BR: JOREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurie: YOU LITTLE----
BR: *holds up hands* Now, if you stop trying to kill me, I'll undo it. Okay?
Laurie: *sighs, then nods*
BR: Good. *highlighs above sentence and deletes it.*
Laurie: Can I go now.
BR: Yeah. Thanks.
Laurie: Anytime.
BR: *Looks dumstruck, then grins* Hey, I think Evly just left off her strike!
Laurie: Great. *pauses* Just don't do anything *too* horrible to me in the next chapter, okay.
BR: *grins* Oh, no, honey. I'm saving that for the last one! *Turns toward computer and begins to type madly*
Laurie: *muttering sarcastically* Oh, good. Something to look forward to...
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