I'm called the leading man,
Though some call me
Bad company for Fran.
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Gold, Jewels, and Coins are my middle names
Alas, they've also given me
A devious fame.
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I'm a wanted man, with 300 crime entries
I'm chased by women from
All sorts of countries.
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The other day I bumped into
This kid called Vaan, Who's aims
Coincide with mine;
They're the same.
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Says he wants to be,
A sky pirate. I said,
"Okay come work for me
As first mate".
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Somehow, he managed to screw up,
Got a princess to tag along, Ashe
Of Ivalice, and it's been a bash.
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Or rather, her attitude has,
It irks me a lot,
With her sass, she makes
Us males run amok.
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With her righteous, royal manner,
She'll never find a man
(Especially one as good as myself),
The pompous banner.
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But I'm in this mess just for the money,
Though I wouldn't say no to some cute honey.
Fran would disapprove though, She's so uptight
Never nice to me, always wanting to fight.
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Sigh, the life of a leading man
The glory's almost a sham.
But fear not, for I will restore the awe and fear
In the name of a pirate called Balthier!