This story is actually for the purpose of killing my own boredom and relocating my story to hopefully improve my story writing.
Crossovers: Gohou Drug, Xxxholic, X/1999, Clamp Campus Detectives
Warning: future SK, shounen-ai (yaoi?) content
Pairings: Subaru/Kamui Fuuma/Kamui, Keiichi/Kamui, Everyone/Kamui, Everyone/Subaru, Seishirou/Subaru… okay, I'll stop. The main pairing is Subaru/Kamui
Disclaimers: the usual, I don't own clamp
"He said that this year there'd be a wedding ceremony?" Kamui inquired quizzically. "…What does that mean?"
He earned an evil snicker from the teen. "Every year during the school festival, a bride is chosen, something like Miss Universe Pageant. It's similar to choosing the campus beauty in university, that sort of thing."
"Wait a minute," Kamui protested, "BUT THIS IS AN ALL BOYS' SCHOOL!!"
"Exactly, that's why we choose among the boys!" The boy clapped his hands together.
Kamui gave a long wail and covered his head with a pillow. 'Why the hell did I get myself into this?' he asked himself for the millionth time.
Prologue: Bored Witches Are DangerousThis is Nippon, another Nippon in the countless numbers of dimensions. There are as many dimensions as there are stars in the universe, or perhaps even more. In this little Nippon in the dimension of Xxxholic, there a shop is located, well maybe the shop is not exactly in the world, but then again it is.
This shop grants wishes at an equal price, in other words – for a very, very high price. Inside this shop, a pale, young woman with jet-black hair that hung loosely at her ankles, wearing a somewhat revealing kimono was lying on the sofa playing with a bottle filled to the brim with sake. Her half lidded crimson eyes were traveling aimlessly around the room. She went by the name of Yuuko. She was also known as the Witch of Dimensions, and went by many other names and titles – but no one ever knew her real name.
"I'm so bored!" The pale woman wailed, sulking.
There hadn't been a customer for a whole month. She hadn't even received a simple "hello" from Sigil Mokona. In such a boring state, she didn't even have Ragu Mokona as a drinking companion; she had sent him to do a job. Yuuko, to put it simply, is absolutely bored.
"Maybe you wouldn't be if you actually chose to do some chores and not tell people full of lies and rip them off!" A cross teenage boy wearing aprons appeared behind the Japanese paper door yelled in venom filled voice.
"But Watanuki Chores are the center of all boredom! Imagine doing the repetitive melancholy!" she pouted ignoring the last bit of the boy's statements.
"Yuuko-san," ignoring the fact that he was hired to do chores for her, and is currently dusting the rooms, yelled at her employer "if you're so bored why don't you do something that is good for the world and not just lie here and drink all the time?" The boy glared at her through the paper doors.
"But doing good the world is boring! And besides… the price will be to high." She toyed with the bottle.
"Then why don't you amuse yourself by ruining the lives of some poor helpless souls?" Watanuki replied sarcastically.
"I know!" an idea sparked in her head, "I'll make some poor miserable depressing broken souls realize their true loves and live happily ever after!" Yuuko leaped out of the couch and evil light beaming from every corner of her face. "It will be romantic!" Yuuko grinned, "Different from the usual crappy TV dramas!"
"Yuuko-san! I didn't mean what I said!"
"It will be full of dramatic irony," Yuuko went towards her storage where all her magical goods are kept. "Full of possible betrayals, possible sadness and agony. But in the end royalty and true love shall prevail!" She did a dramatic pose.
"Yuuko-san!" Watanuki started to panic.
"Or, it will be full of humor and make my day amusing." She grinned more evilly if that was possible.
"!!!" He was unable to make intelligent communication and was only able to wale.
Watanuki was, once again, ignored and Yuuko's mind wondered into her own imagination. "Now who are the most miserable, suicidal, and broken angsting souls of the dimensions?" She drained the sake in her hand.
Watanuki felt guilt rising up from his stomach. That evil witch has been inspired by none of the other than his very own sarcastic remarks. He felt that he was the cause for the troubles soon to come upon 'some poor miserable depressing broken souls'. And unfortunately he was absolutely right…
Omake: Behind the scene IKamui: Hello, This is a message for all readers. The head notes and foot notes of this story is pretty relevant to the story so please read it! The notes at the beginning contain true clamp facts. Fireychronicles tries to keep these messages short as possible so readers can move on. This message is included in the story and told by me so readers like, cough well, you know who you are.
Subaru: Why are we telling this? We didn't appear in the story yet!!!
Kamui: Sigh Well since we're the main character of the story and all…
Subaru: I have a feeling we're going to be put through something unpleasant…
Yuuko: Handing them the script for the first chapter with the evilest grin possible. You think?
Subaru: You shut up.
Kamui: You're practically playing the role as fireychronicles herself!
Yuuko: Heh, that's why powerful evil female characters gets the easy role and you ukes get tortured!
Watanuki: I still think pairing two guys is wrong…
Fireychronicles: Okay, okay, you guys! Wrap it up! The Omake is getting longer than the actual prologue! Shoos all characters to the next chapter
All males groaned while the females grew horns on their heads…
kinda short?
R&R please edits, comments, ideas are accepted
Sigil Mokona is the white Mokona and Ragu Mokona is the black Mokona
FireyChronicles is a major clamp fan so she may do a lot of crossovers.
NO FLAMING