All I could hear in the morning was the annoying beeping of the alarm clock. How I hate that stupid fucking thing, always interrupting my Prospit dreaming. All I could feel was the cold morning feeling against my skin, sending shivers down my spine. I pried my eyes open, seeing the red glare of the LCD numbers of the alarm clock. I swung my arm to it, knocking it off the bedside table, shutting it up. I knew I wasn't going to sleep in a while. Beside it, a picture frame sat with the intimidating picture of my ex-girlfriend, Feferi. Well, she was never my girlfriend, but we were close enough, before she, well, told me she didn't wanna be friends anymore. I've shed so many tears because of her, but you win some, you lose some, right? I walk over to my husktop and play some music from the bands that no one knows about, you've probably never heard of them. I pick up my glasses and place them on my face, as I usually do every morning. I sing along to Camera Obscura and try to find my science wand. It was the typical morning, I liked knowing what to expect, but sometimes it bored me. I hover over to my Trollian window and troll Fef. I roll up my sleeves, fix my glasses, and ready myself to talk to some lovely troll ladies.
CA: hey fef guess what im gonna go do
CA: like right noww
CC: U)(, let me guess, the genocide plan again?
CA: yeah
CA: wwait how did you knoww
CC: I've )(eard you t)(e first FIV –E MILLION TIMES, - ERIDAN.
CC: It's not like you're going to actually go kill t)(e land dwellers.
CA: bullshark
CA: ivve prepared extra for this
CA: this is gonna go swwimingly
CC: W)(atever floats your boat, Eridan.
CC: Look, I can't talk rig)(t now
CC: I'm talking to Sollux about personal stuff.
CA: oh gog not that asshole
CC: Later, Eridan!
CA: wwait fef
CC: LAT –ER, -ERIDAN
She was always sort of busy ever since she met Sol. Not that I care or anything, but she deserves someone better, someone of a higher blood rank, like me. Sollux was always my least favorite troll, he's a pain in the rumpus, and he's a total dick. I never really knew what Fef sees in him, but that won't matter. After this plan, she'll come crawling back to me. I get my gun and cape and head out the door, hoping this plan won't be a total waste of time. As I step onto the welcome mat of my back door, I inhale the fresh, salty water smell and walk into the wild blue yonder.
"Oh shit, here comes Eridan." I hear Karkat say to Gamzee. He goes back to his computer and pretends he didn't see me, while Gamzee stands patiently with a goofy smile on his face and watches me come closer. Gam is the only one here who has some manners here, I suppose. It's a shame I have to put him out of his misery. "Wwell, good afternoon, Gam. Fancy seeing you here." I say casually. He doesn't have to know that he'll be dead in a matter of time. That's the beauty of the element of surprise. "Yeah, I like fancy shit too." He says smugly. Karkat didn't even bother to greet me, he was far too busy talking to his beloved Terezi on Trollian, avoiding conversation with me. I ignored Karkat's rude behavior and continued to my plan, I don't deal with trolls with that kind of attitude. I'll just be sure to add him first on the death list. "So, motherfucker, what do you plan to do today?" Gamzee said in his slurring tone, this time showing off his sharp blades he calls teeth. "Wwhatever I feel like doin', GOG. But if you really wwanna know, I'm planning to commit a genocidal crime, killin' landdwwellers and wwhatnot." Fuck the element of surprise; I'm too excited to keep it a secret. Gamzee's lips curled up, exposing those teeth again. Being the high motherfucker he is, I don't think he even knew what the fuck I was talking about. "Heh, that's cool, motherfucker," he thought for a minute, making this weird facial expression, his eyes growing serious, and his eyebrows slightly tensing up. "but hey, you should do this geno-whatever thing with the human motherfuckers, I bet they would feel pretty left out if they weren't included, you don't wanna seem motherfuckin' rude, do ya?" Sometimes it's the stupid one with the cleverest ideas. "That's... Actually not a bad idea, Gam, I should include-""WHAT? NO!" Karkat interrupted, finally listening and even communicating. "The humans haven't done anything wrong, besides being complete fuckasses, I mean, give them a fucking break!" Karkat exploded. "Wwell, I'll think about it. Depends what mood I'm in later." I walked off, making sure my cape looked extra dramatic and my scarf flowing to the side. No one's gonna tell me what not to do here. In a matter of time, I'm gonna rule this place. "Okaaay, bye, motherfucker!" Gamzee yelled in the distance. I could hear Karkat shushing him silently, obviously not wanting him to do anything with me.
I was going to take Gamzee's advice and go for the humans first, since they're more vulnerable than the rest of us. They are just kids after all; they could never deal with the likes of me. Conveniently, we were on a meteor, and there was some humans roaming around in these parts. There was the blonde lesbian who canoodled with Kanaya, and the albino smartass that rapped really badly and was kind of rude. As I searched for the humans, everyone was in a huge group, observing something, and circling it. Out of curiosity, I walked over to see what the hubbub was about. "What the fuck, another one?" I heard Karkat say. "Whoa, that could be our mom." I believe the douchey albino say. I peered over, and the sight nearly knocked me out. "Another human?" Tavros finally said. I always thought humans were ugly, I mean, the lesbian wasn't bad looking, and I didn't give a flying fuck about the albino, but this one was one that stood out. It was a female, she had close resemblance to the lesbian, but really feminine looking, well, from what I could tell, she was asleep. She had white-blonde hair that was wispy, and curled over to her face, and kind of flipped out to the side. She was pretty pale for a human; the way her ivory skin shined in her hair was overwhelming. She wore black lipstick, just like the other female, but it looked way better on her, the way it went with her complexion kept me in awe, and how one of the corners of her mouth curled up topped it all. She was in Derse pajamas, which was very unusual, since this was a meteor, obviously not Derse. What I found really adorable was that she had this soft snore, with a hint of this cute giggle, sort of giving off her gentle, delicate voice. I could feel my face get warm, I've never felt this way before, even with Feferi. "Hey Eridan, are you okay? Your face is all flushed." Kanaya nudged by arm, I didn't really look at her, my sight was set on something else. "Y-yeah, I'm fine." I stuttered, forgetting to be rude. I didn't even feel like being rude, which is new. I didn't take my eyes off her. I feel like I could just stare at this human forever. "Okay everyone, that's enough fucking around, we should get back to work now." Karkat said quietly, it wasn't hard not to hear him, after a while, everyone was dead silent. I guess I wasn't the only who thought she was attractive looking. Equius cleared his throat, trying to emphasize that the topic was over with. "Yes, Karkat has a point. W-we should all go back to our regular routines." Everyone agreed and walked away, leaving me and her alone. I looked around to see if anyone would stick around, but the geno-plan was postponed. The only thing on my mind right now was to find out about this human.