Okay here is a completely random story that Stage Hands and Noname wrote, hope you enjoy! IT IS REALLY RANDOM!!!!
Chapter one:
From the anonymous blue, a singer guy appeared, everybody coming fro his concert. Everybody. Apparently everyone is brain dead, even Kagome and the gang.
"Hello, Everyone!" Said Dumb Singer Guy and he cart wheeled into the microphone, "Drum roll, pleeeeeeeeease!"
As the tap of the drums started, Dumb Singer Guy pointed to the back of the crowd to where InuYasha and the gang were.
"This is for you freaks!" Sang Dumb Singer Guy began. Poor Kagome and group,
"Sh-Sh-Shippo you're such a coward! Just get a life and take a shower. You're such a freak, you freaky freakazoid! Why don't you be lunch for a –"
But then Dumb Singer Guy stopped and looked at his hand.
"N-Neathendrel!" (Neanderthal) "I knew if I ate you I would get gas! So get out of here you annoying little –"
The audience gasped. The next thing anyone knew a small badger-like raccoon thing was running out of the audience screaming like a dying high school girl.
"Whoa…?" InuYasha said staring after Shippo. How did he know Shippo's name? And how did he know he was a little –
"And now!" announced the Dumb Singer Guy. "Our next song!"
The guitar started to play.
"S-S-S-Sango! You are in love with me but I think you're kinda ugly! Your finger nails are like witches! But you would fit in with all the –"
A few people in the back screamed.
A woman screamed and ran out, only wearing a small necklace. Miroku had unleashed his Windtunnel and had sucked up several small children and a black dress.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who wa who, whoa." Said the Dump Singer Guy.
"S-S-S-Security!" He sang, "Get your ugly faces, and thumbs, and pinky toes, and belly buttons to the back and –"He tossed his head back and pointed. "Get me a beer and arrest the…Hobo!"
"No need!" said Sango taking Miroku's arm in her. "Bye…Drink-jerk!!" she yelled as she and Miroku left, slamming the door behind them.
"Its sweetcheeks!" said Dumb Singer Guy, removing his glasses, causing several of the audience to vomit in their mouths or on their partners.
"S-S-S-Security!" Sang Dumb Singer Guy, putting his glasses on which caused some of the green faced audiences to sigh with relief. "There get me some…" he sang pointing to the back, "BEER!! Before I go CRAZY!!"
"I think it's a little too late," whispered one man in the audience to a woman next to him.
"W-"Started the Dumb Singer Guy as he threw the Microphone. A wham echoed throughout the room as the microphone landed and broke the mans neck. "W-W-What!?" Yelled the Dumb Singer Guy. "This" he sang into the microphone, throwing a small bottle at a security guard, succeeding to break his skull open.
"It's Sake! You bumbling buffoons –"Sang Dumb Singer Guy, stepping down and throwing a high school girl at a squirrel outside a window.
"When I get Sake I get –"
"Crazy" InuYasha finished, placing himself in front of Kagome.
"Wrong Bruce!" Yelled Dumb Singer Guy, gulping down a jug of Sake.
"Now" he said ripping off his leather jacket to reveal a 'I love Bruce Willis' t-shirt.
"S-S-S-Security" he sang into the microphone, he pulled out of his pocket.
"Yes!?" said the security guards in high pitched voices, the result of having Dumb Singer Guy force Sake down their throats.
"It time…" he sang, pointing to a door behind the stage, "to flirt with janitors!"
"Yeah!" they all yelled in high pitched voices, Dumb Singer Guy's wrapped around them.
"Hey, you guys are cramping my style!" sang Dumb Singer Guy, using the jug of Sake to hit the security guard on his left, and using the same shattered jar to hit the one on his right.
"Kagome!" sang Dumb Singer Guy. "You can sleep in my bed tonight, okay?"
Dumb Singer Guy died the next day by a very large sword used by a very ticked hanyou; InuYasha.