I've just been having these dreams about this fic and finally decided to write it out so sorry if it's a little strange.

Lou Walker paced back and forth in front of her two employees, Mr. Sir and Mr. Pendanski. "This is the second time we've had a fight this week!" she roared, "Since you two idiots obviously aren't doing your job, we're going to have to get some extra help."

"Help?" Mr. Pendanski questioned and the Warden turned to glare at him.

"Yes, help! These boys aren't learning anything! Our camp will be shut down if the government finds out we aren't actually making a difference and just making them dig all day! These boys need to learn how to treat others, not just other boys. They need a real lady!"

"What're you getting at, Lou?" Mr. Sir narrowed his eyes and Lou whipped around.

"I mean we need to start sending some girls in! It will double the amount of holes dug and teach the boys some actual manners." Lou ranted. "I'll call the judge tomorrow and see when we can get some females up in here."

Okay, you know those stories where the perfect girl, with the perfect hair, and the perfect teeth goes to Camp Green Lake and ends up falling in love and gets pregnant and lives happily ever after with her Prince Charming which shouldn't happen because nothing about a juvenile delinquet is charming.

Well, here's another story like that. Except the difference is, I'm not perfect. I don't have perfect hair or teeth and I don't make friends easily and I can't joke around like 'one of the guys.' It's just not who I am. But I did get sent to Camp Green Lake. We'll see about that Prince Charming, though.

"So what'd you get in for?" I turned in my seat to face who had talked. She had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes and a thick Hungarian accent. She was wearing ripped skinnies, black converse and a black and white striped shirt.

I shrugged and another girl, the one sitting beside me, joined our conversation. "Not a talker?" I nodded. It was true, I definately wasn't one for talking, let alone opening my mouth.

"I'm Samantha, just call me Sam." the brunette grinned a toothy smile. She had green cat-like eyes that looked sly and mischeivious.

"I'm Barbara." The Hungarian introduced and before I knew it, the other two girls had turned around in their seats and were all introducing themselves.

"I'm Emily." The girl sitting in front of me was kind of overwight, not to be mean or anything. She had dark brown hair and matching eyes. If she were skinnier, she may have even been as pretty as the girl sitting beside her.

"I'm Alison." When someone like Alison speaks to you, it's like you've immediately shot up the food chain to popularity. Well, at least that's what it would be like in high school. But this wasn't high school, this was a smelly, yellow bus that's leading us to hell.

Alison had blonde hair - of course - that just reached her shoulder blades and bright blue eyes. She was one of those perfect girls that you read about. The ones with the hair and the teeth and the legs and the everything.

I didn't answer and Alison and the rest of the girls looked a little confused. "Um, you're supposed to introduce yourself now?"

Emily paled when I didn't answer, "Oh, no. I saw this in a movie once. She doesn't know her own name and all she remembers is waking up in a pool of blood! And the police think you killed someone because the blood wasn't yours! Ooh, and that's why you got arrested because-"

"Lily. My name is Lily." I interupted and Barbara's jaw dropped when she saw my teeth. That was everyone's reaction when they saw them.

"Your teeth are..." I sighed and bared my teeth so they could see. My teeth were all sharpened to spikes so they kind of resembled a sharks mouth. It was quite terrifying to everyone who had ever seen them.

"Well, that wasn't what I was expecting at all." Emily muttered. Alison looked sympathetic, Sam looked bored and Barbara just stared at my mouth like it was the coolest thing in the world.

"I'm guessing you didn't do them yourself?" Alison asked and I shooked my head. The blonde put a sympathetic hand on my knee, "I'm sorry."

"So what did you all get in for?" Sam asked the group to move the conversation on from me.

"Assaulting a police officer." Emily muttered, "In my defense, I was totally wasted and thought he wanted to dance!" I couldn't help but laugh at Emily, she was obviousely the funny one of the group!

"Wouldn't you have been arrested for underage drinking, too?" I asked and Emily paused before nodding. We all turned to Sam who was picking at her fingernails in a bored manner.

"Stole some cars, fixed 'em up and tried selling them. Turns out that my friend forgot to change the licence plate and I ended up getting caught. His parents bailed him." Samantha shrugged.

"I set a bowling lane on fire." Barbara grinned and I saw Emily slowly slide further away from her. "I poured gasoline down the gutters and watched it burn." By now, the blonde was laughing like a mad woman and I glanced around to see if anyone else was reacting the same way to the phsyco.

"I got caught for 'public disruption.'" Alison rolled her eyes when she said public disruption. "I pretty much just screwed around in Wal-Mart and threw gumballs at peoples faces and stuff like that." Alison shrugged.

"And that got you arrested?" I frowned. Tons of people mess around in Wal-Mart, none of them got arrested, let alone sent to a juvinile facility.

"I, um, also sprayed hairspray in some old guys face, he ended up being my judge."

I laughed before noticing everyones eyes were on me. "I drove a truck into the wall of my school." I blushed. I hadn't exactly had my licence when I did that...

"Yo, when are we getting there?" Sam screamed to the security guard who just shot her a glare. Suddenly, the bus jolted forward and we were all sent flying.

"We're here." the guard smiled sweetly and I rolled my eyes. The jerk!

I huffed and pulled myself to my feet along with the rest of the girl. Emily was in front of me and almost hit me in the face when she heaved her bag over her shoulder.

"You gonna tell the boys about your vollasa raptor mouth?" Emily asked and Alison slapped her. Oh, that's right. We were being sent to some boys camp until some more girls get sent in.

"Harsh, Em!" Alison snapped but I didn't really care. I had been called worse and this time I knew she was just joking.

"Probably not, I don't need a bunch of guys pissing me off for the next year and a half. I just won't talk to them." I shrugged like it was no big deal. I knew that it would be hard to avoid all the guys for the entire 19 months that I had been sentanced for.

We filed off the bus and I was greeted by dust, bright sun and lots of staring boys. And when I say lots, I mean it. They were crowding around us like vultures and it was actually kind of creepy.

"C'mon in girls," The guard waved us to a door and we followed to be greeted by a cowboy smoking a ciagrette. Great, this would be loads of fun.

Note the sarcasm.

Okay, well if you didn't get the whole 'teeth' thing, imagine all of your teeth being sharpened so they're like fangs. But all over your mouth! And here are the characters and what they look like

Lily- Lily Cole

Barbara- Barbara Palvin

Alison- Erin Heatherton

Samantha - Cece Frey (but with brown hair and no leopard print on her face)

Emily- Naomi Scott but like... fat. so add about fifty pounds and you've got her.

ENJOOOOY and REVIEEEW!