This is all possible because of my buds: Qwertumz, Itachi7777, and another friend whose pen name I can't seem to remember at the moment. Don't worry I'll fix this later. Please enjoy. Also, this is rated Teen just in case.

A Fairytale (When you add some CRAZY friends)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach

This is for people who seriously need to know just how weird my friends and I are.

Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Akatsuki. She was from the land of Huckleberry Bramble and she liked to eat pie. She also liked pink ponies with rice ball cakes on their heads, and she has a blue cat ear poking out from the back of her head. This girl was horribly like a Mary-Su! Especially since Neji had a HUGE crush on her. He was red all day because of Miss Akatsuki! It never occurred to anyone that Neji was constipated. This was because he ate too much pizza and chocolate brussel sprouts! He decided one day to ask Akatsuki for her hand in marriage.

" Piss off Neji, I love Saisori!" she said, " No wait, instead I love Deidara!" This time she screamed and everyone turned her way. Deidara had heard and stared at her too.

" Screw you, I'm in love with Itachi" said Deidara, "Hell yeah!"

" I have don't understand what's going on now." Akatsuki said to herself. Then out of the blue, Ino asked Akatsuki to marry he. Akatsuki said, "Yeah sure, why the hell not?"

"Actually umm, nevermind" Ino said.

"Okay?" Akatsuki replied. Just then, Kurosaki Ichigo came out of no where. "Omigawd, Ichigo-kun marry me!" Akatsuki screamed. Itachi felt disturbed.

"You people make me sick," he said. Karin, who just happened to be there, clinged onto his arm.

"Marry me!" Karin cried.

And Yeah. . .

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