Me: What do we do when we're bored? Look through the most ridiculous categories fan fiction has to offer and make even more ridiculous stories pertaining to them! Yay me!
I don't own Tetris, nor do I have anything against it. For more laughs about randomness, see my other story, Bevan.
-Square has now signed into chat-
Square: Hey, look at that! It's a Line!
-Line has now signed into chat-
Line: Hello.
Square: Sup?
Line: Umm... Nothing, I have just been selected for this space. I am not enjoying it the best, though.
Square: Yeah, life sucks like that some times.
Line: -opens mouth in horror- What is it?
Square: Oh that? It's just L.
-L has now signed into chat-
L: Hey, look at me. I can spin! Whee!
Square: Yeah just ignore him. They come around every now and again; they also tend to be rather stupid.
Line: Hmm... Yes it does appear they are not the brightest lights in the store.
Square: Yeah, whatever that was supposed to mean... Oh look, it's T.
-T has now signed into chat-
T: Hey Square, Baby!
Square: Sup, T?
T: Nothing, you?
Square: I'm great!
T: Who's the pansy?
Line: Is she referring to me?
Square: -to Line- Yes. -to T- It's Line. He's new.
T: Obviously.
L: Hello? I'm spinning here! Whee!
T: We can see you, L. -quieter- We just choose to ignore you...
-muffled laughter from T and Square-
Line: I don't see what is so funny about it.
T: Of course you don't.
L: Whee!
Square: Shut up, L! No one cares!
L: Whe... No. Whee!
T: I'll fix him.
Square: How? You're stuck, remember?
T: Oh, damn.
Square: Well would you look at that. It's L's stupid cousin, Flip.
-Flip has now signed into chat-
Flip: Wooh!
L: Whee!
Flip: Wooh!
T: SHUT UP! Hey, do it! JUMP!
Square: Who are you talking to?
T: The twins, Z and S.
Square: Oh. JUMP!
-Z has now signed into chat-
-S has now signed into chat-
Z: I'm not too sure I want to.
T: Fine. He'll push you anyways.
S: No I won't! Don't listen to her, sis.
Z: I'm not.
T: Not S, the Human.
Z: Oh.
-Human has now signed into chat-
Human: Why won't it move? Stupid game...
-screams come from Square, T, Line, Z and S-
L: Whee!
Flip: Wooh!
T: You idiots!
-Human shakes device-
T: AHH!
Square: AAHH!
Line: WAAH, AH, HA, WAAH!
Z: EEEK!
S: EEEP!
L: WHEE!
Flip: WOOH!
-all blocks have signed out of chat-
Me: So, should I write a second chapter or is it really not worth my time?
R&R!