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Disclaimer thingy: No, I don't own any of the series or characters...I just like to make fun of them.

and now it's time for...
A Totaly Random Story That Makes No Sense!

The rain came pouring down. Rnama Saotome was running through the streets, trying to avoid being eaten by...a Panda!?! Yes, that's right folks...a panda. And Ranma was just about to escape when she suddenly ran into...Relena! Yep...the same one From Gundam Wing

Erm...hello, my name is Relena...Have you seen Heero?

Who the hell is that?

Then Relena suddenly yells out HEERO!!!!!!!! COME AND KIIIILLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!'

Uh........right. Hey, do you have any hot water?

Yes...Yes I do! Relena pours it over Ranma's head, and she turns to he...but the rain is relentless, and ranma turns into a girl again. Hey! Do that again! She pours the water over ranma's head again. Ranma turns into a boy..then back to a girl. heh...do it again! she says, and pours the water over Ranma's head..and then MUNCH!

Genma eats relena.

But then, from the shadows....comes a rose, acompanied by funky music, and a shadowey figure on top of a random building...with a top hat and a cane even.

Don't you know it's bad to eat little girls, you evil panda bear! Ranma Pulls his dad out himself out of the rain, and pours on the rest of the water, turning himself, and his dad, back to thier original forms.

Yeah, well she was being annoying... Genma yells at Tuxedo mask.

Was this girl's name...Relena? He asks, a slightly alarmed note in his voice.



Quite unexpectedly, tuxedo mask begins jumping up and down in excitement singing ding dong the witch is dead' at the top of his lungs. Hold on a sec while I dramatically fly down to you with musical accompanyment!

Texedo Mask flies down from the building, but lands with his left foot instead of his right. He suddenly bounced off in another direction, and he realized he used the wrong foot. Left foot for jumping from buildiongs, he said to himself, and right foot for landing. But his knee had suddenly locked, and so he was unable to stop bouncing.

Quite suddenly, a giant alien comes out of nowhere and steps on Tuxedo mask. A giant robot comes and eats the alien. then the robot self destructs, and the pilot shows up the next day with only a few cuts and bruises.

The next day, the pilot, Rei Ayanami, is chased by another Alien. But a more primative looking robot thing kills it. The pilot of That robot comes out, and he turns out to be Heero. Neither of them say a word, except for Rei, who asks who he is. heero responds I will kill youand is about to walk back inside his robot when he realizes he forgot something. Have you seen a girl named Relena lately?

No. She was eaten by a panda and it was at this time that Heero shows an emotion that looks something like relief. He leaves in his robot, and Rei stalks him for the rest of his life.