I moaned angrily as I stalked through the halls of Hogwarts. I trudged back to my spaciously challenged room, threw myself onto my bed, a picked up a book titled Snape's Diary. Because I couldn't say what I thought about all of the ass holes in my life, I'm forced to write it out.
'Oh my god! My life sucks. Today I was trapped in the chasm that everyone considers the potions room, and to makes things worse, I'm trapped with brats of all shape and size. Just let me tell you, it's not fun to be stuck in a medium sized dungeon with twenty or more extra- large children.
I dip my quill into a nearby ink well.
Dumbledore called me to his office today. Damn it, he is sooo GAY! He has a retarded fire bird thing that kept pecking at my head, and all of the paintings of dead headmasters were belching loudly throughout our whole conversation! The mud-blood with the frizzy hair wouldn't shut up, as usual. The Weasley kid smelled like dragon shit. And don't even get me started on Potter. He's all "I'm so famous and everyone loves me!" BS!'
My quill ran out of ink! Just another crappy thing to add to this already crappy day. I sulked down the dark corridors, and slipped into the potion supply room, I always keep extra ink there. I sorted through many different potions, some that Dumbledore put there… oh well, trying not to look at the labels, I searched through and finally grabbed a small black bottle. I trudged back to my room, I heard breathing from right next to me, Potter, but I wanted to get back to writing, so I continued back to by dorm. I plopped back down on the small mattress and continued writing…
I looked in the mirror today; it was like looking at a boggart, my worst nightmare come to life. First off, I need to wash my hair more; it hung like a greasy black curtain around my uninviting face. And my nose is ENORMOUS! I also had a large blackhead inhabiting my chin.
I sighed, while dipping my inkless quill into the well.
Overall, my life sucks. I will be writing tomorrow. Badnight, because I just can't seem to have a good one.