The Top 30 ways to anoy TFP Optimus prime

30# Lock him in a freezer

29# push jack of a clif

28# let loose a sack of rats in the base

27# pair him with screamer in a crack fan fic

26# run up to him and yell "DOUGHNUT BOY" then when ever he says" actavaite the ground bridge" throw a doughnut at him

25# Make up a retarded song about rainbows, taco's, crapy cartoons, pepermint, trees, canada and potato's then randomly sing it in an off key voice when ever you feel like it

24# While he's tring to recharge sing as loudly as posible "my left foot" by stewie griffen from family guy

23# Drink eight monsters and run all over the place screaming "I'M NOT GAY I'M IN LOVE WITH KAITE HOMES CHECK OUT MY NEW MOVIE I'M NOT GAY!" on repeat for as long as you can

22# Paint the base pink, light blue, lime green, orange and lemon yellow then blame it on miko

21# Hide in a closet and pop out as he walks by and through water balloons at him while screaming " hamburgers"

20# Super glue him to the floor

19# come running in with a pair of under wear on your while singing off key to "friday"

18# replace his energon with liquid sope and hot sauce

17# Draw a stupid face on your hand and name him "steve" and call him your advisor and talk to it constantly

16# cover your self with glue and silver gliter and pretend you are a disco ball

15# Through a stick of dinamight at the energon suplise

14# glue cotton balls to your self and pretend you are a poodle

13# Start calling him "trash boat" and refuse to call him anything else

12# show up in a chiken costume and do the chiken on repeat and refuse to stop untill he gives you a cookie

11# Fart on a lighter then yell "I'm a human flame througher"

10# While he's rechargeing draw mustaches and other stuff on him then take picyures of him and post it all over the internet

9# Smear milk chocolate all over the place then burp your abc's over a loud speaker

8# start dancing backwards and then fall into a pool

7# Tie a turky leg to his helm and say "its to fool this crepy guy from the school board"

6# Force him to watch all the "Dan vs." episodes in hope of giving him a taste for revenge

5# Put on a skirt and hat made of fruit and dance like a loon to hawain music nonstop

4# Blast the crap out of his trailer with a bazooka

3# laugh like the joker as loud as you can as he chases you with his guns

2# Dump 1'000 pounds of skittles on him while screaming over a loud speaker "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW"

1# Drink as much sugar loaded drinks as posible then run up to him and yell "I'M NOT GAY! I'M MENTALY RETARDED WITH THE INTELLAGENCE OF BREAD MOLD!" Then shove a batterie up your but and yell "I GOT THE POWER!"

THE END :)