Based on these lyrics taken from "Winter Wonderland": "In the meadow, we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown". You'll see why these lines are key in a moment.
Disclaimer: (slaps a sticker on yo head) DISCLAIMED!
Warnings: Anzu-bashing! A must!
"Looksie, pharaoh!" Yuugi cried, racing in to the Kame Game Store, carrying numerous balls of white stuff in his hands. He dove up to Atemu, who was sitting cozily, watching TV.
"What is it, Yuugi?" The pharaoh asked, mildly annoyed because Yuugi was standing between him and "Monty Python" reruns.
"I made snowmen!"
"Great." Atemu responded, nonchalantly. Shooing his aibou out of the way, Atemu said, "Now put them back outside before they melt."
"But I have to show them to you!" Yuugi cried. Knowing Atemu could not go back to his show in peace until Yuugi was satisfied, he agreed.
"Fine."
"Yayyy!" Plopping down beside his yami on the couch, Yuugi showed him the many mini-snowmen he had created. "There's one of each of us! Look: here's Mai," he handed Atemu a shapey figure, with one arm up to it's head in what would be a seductive manner. "And here's Honda," he passed on a dumb looking snow creation. Atemu understood. Honda was a friend, yes, but there usually was not much going on underneath that pointy hair of his. "And Seto," He showed Atemu an angry snowman, pointing accusingly ahead of it. "Oh! Here's Mokuba." The snowman looked more like a penquin than a small boy. Yet, as Atemu considered this, the two were not too different. "This one's Jonouchi." Atemu was given a small body with a big head and a large smile across the face.
"Definitely a resemblance." The pharaoh smirked.
"Bakura," Yuugi displayed a psychotic little snowman. "And Malik," there followed a mischevious person with a sneaky smile, clinging to something that resembled (very abtractedly) a Millenium Item. "This one is Anzu." Atemu twitched as he was handed a gaudy looking sculpture. Even in snow form, Anzu was hideous.
After all their friends had been revealed, Yuugi saved the best for last. "And this one is us. Look: It's me and you, with a heart behind us. Cute, huh?" Before he could get his koi's reaction, he heard the familiar sound of crunshing snow. Looking up, he saw Atemu pounding the once-Anzu snowman. Mouth falling agape, Yuugi could do nothing but witness this act in horror.
"There." Atemu smirked, satisfied. "Anzu's dead. Finally." Happy that he had accomplished such an act, Atemu got up to get himself a snack, leaving Yuugi still speechless and frozen.
Owari
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