Don't ask how my crazy mind came up with this x] I think my plot bunnies are just a little to excited about Christmas. Probably should stop feeding them gingerbread men, shouldn't I?
Thankies to shortnsweet615 for betaing and listening to my ranting x]
For those of you who don't know Padamay, she's Toby's sister and Dave's niece.
I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks
Twas a Munkified Night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the bunks, not a creature was stirring, except for two siblings, and a few munks.
"Brittany, I know I heard something!" Eleanor whispered. "I know I heard reindeer, I just know it!"
"Either that or Dave's throwing rocks on the roof again," Brittany muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
Alvin was nestled all snug in his bed, with evil thoughts running through his furry head.
"He's laughing in his sleep again," Simon said in a high, nervous voice.
Jeanette began to back pedal. "Just back away...very slowly..."
When from across the house arose such a clatter, the chipmunks and chipettes arose to check out the matter.
Padamay was resting apon her brother's shoulders. Toby swayed and stumbled like a possessed road roller.
The teen's top half was up in the attic. She screamed very loud when she saw a small spider, very dramatic.
"Would you shut up!" Toby hissed. "They'll hear us!"
"Then you do this!" Padamay snarled back. "You said Dave keeps our present's up here, right?"
When suddenly from down the hallway but who should appear? But a steaming, angry person that even Padamay feared.
The siblings froze right where they stayed, along with the chipmunks and chipettes who were about to flee in a raid, for who should stand there? A very furious Dave!
"Now, Simon! Now, Theodore! Now the one holding Padamay whose name I can't remember! Now, Brittany! Now, Jeanette! You'll be grounded till November!"
"It's Toby..."
"November? That's cruel!"
"Whatever! I want everyone out, or my temper will be more cruel than this weather! Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
Away they did dash, human and munk alike. They all ran out of the house, but not before Theodore snagged a cookie, just taking a bite.
And now awoke Alvin who followed them out of the house, even quieter than a church mouse.
"What is up with all the mice?" he wondered aloud. "Seriously, mice aren't quiet at all, I don't know what people's deal is..."
The munk quietly snaked through the small doggy-door, the winter breeze chilling him down to the core. He grabbed up a handful of snow, and readied himself to put on a show.
Alvin pulled his arm back, up to the sky-
When he was suddenly pummelled by a ball of snow by someone who had screamed, "BONZAI!"
The chipmunk quickly whipped the snow off of his face, his temperature rising at a very fast pace.
His dear cousin, Padamay, crooked her head with a smirk. Her eyes glowed mischievously, like blue fireworks.
Toby smiled evilly at his sister, throwing his own ball of snow. He growled when she dodged, and he missed her.
"I DECLARE WAR!" Alvin announced, tackling a surprised Brittany with a quick sudden pounce.
The battle continued for hours, until they were as frozen and purple as the lavender flowers. Icicles hung from Toby's brown hair while Padamay's stomach growled, empty and bare.
"Let's go inside, little dudes," Padamay said. "Before we put Dave in a mood."
Alvin was the last one to walk up to the door, but suddenly he heard a ho ho ho, he was sure.
The chipmunk looked up to the sky, squinting up at it all, it was all so quite high. Alvin froze even more at a dark silhouette illuminated by the clouds, his head now spinning around and around.
The shape of a sleigh, with deer and a man who had probably never shaved. A chunky arm waved in his direction, and Alvin nearly fainted to another dimension.
With a blink of his eyes, the vision was gone and the munk gave a high scream and dashed across the white lawn.
Dave poked his head out of the house. "Merry Christmas to all! Now get off my lawn!" he demanded in a shout.
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Buahaha x)
Hope you have an epicly-epic holiday! Be safe:)