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This is my first Ned's Story, so please be nice! This is a Ned/Moze story, it's oneshots of their ages throughout their life. Enjoy!


Across the Ages

5-years-old

Mrs. Bigby was taking his son, Ned, to the park. The Bigby Family just moved in last week from another state. Ned had short brown hair, had a stripped shirt and jean-shorts (whatever you call them).

"Ned, you are going to have a great time at the park, maybe you will meet a new friend!" Mrs. Bigby said to his 5-year-old son.

"Mommy, I'll never have a friend like Jacob ever again!" Ned said in his small, squeaky voice. Jacob was Ned's friend since he was about three. They did many things together. They watched T.V, played at the Local Park, and play tag.

"Maybe, you'll have a new best friend." Mrs. Bigby said, "Hey look there is a girl about you're age over there, go talk to her."

Mrs. Bigby was talking about the lonely little girl at the sandbox. She had long brown hair, blue shorts, a purple shirt, and was about Ned's height, maybe a little taller.

"But Mommy, Jacob says that girls have cooties!" Ned said.

"Ned, Jacob is wrong, girls don't have cooties. Now, go talk to her."

Ned was unsure, but he went over to the sandbox and started talking to the little girl.

"Hi, I'm Ned, what's your name?" Ned asked in a nervous voice.

The little girl looked up and she said, "Hi Ned, I'm Jennifer. Do you want to make a sand castle with me?"

"Sure, I guess so." Ned said to Jennifer.

They started to build a nice sand castle with all of the buckets Jennifer had. After about five minutes a large bee landed on their castle.

Ned was scared and stepped out of the sand castle, and yelled, "A bee!" After the bee left, he saw that Jennifer didn't move at all and asked, "How come you weren't scared?" Ned asked his new friend.

"I'm not scared of bees." Jennifer replied simply.

"Wow, you aren't like most girls." Ned said.

"So are you saying that I'm weird?" Jennifer asked, being a little angry.

"No, no not at all, I'm saying that you're not scared of anything." Ned said.

"Aw, thanks, you're so sweet!" Jennifer said, and then she asked, "Do you want to meet my family?"

"Sure I guess so." Ned said.

Jennifer took Ned's hand and went to where her Mom sat. Once they got there, they noticed that Ned's Mom was there too.

"Is that your Mom?" Jennifer whispered to Ned. Then Ned replied with a nod.

Jennifer approached her Mom and said, "Hey Mom, this is my new friend, Ned."

Jennifer's Mom said, "Yeah I saw you playing with him, and I'm talking to his Mom."

"Oh, Jenny has a crush!" A person from behind them said. Both of them turned around and it was Jennifer's 8-year-old brother, John.

"John, he's not my crush, he's my friend." Jennifer said.

"Then, why are you holding hands?" John asked looking at them holding hands.

"John, stop teasing your sister!" Jennifer's Mom said.

"Alright Mom!" John said, and then left.

"Ned, I need to get something from the car, can you come with me?" Mrs. Bigby asked.

They went to their car and she asked him, "So what do you think of Jennifer?"

"She's cool and brave." Ned said.

"Does she have cooties?" Mrs. Bigby asked.

"Nope, not at all!" Ned said.

"I told you that girls don't have cooties." Mrs. Bigby pointed out.

The boy nodded and went back to his friend.

MEANWHILE

"Jenny, give him one." Jennifer's Mom said.

"Give him one what?" Jennifer asked, with a puzzled look on her face.

"You know give him one." Mrs. Mosely said.

Jennifer finally realized what she meant. She had this talk before with her. "Mom, please don't make me do it. We are already friends!"

"Come on Jenny, you can do it!" Mrs. Mosely said.

"Fine!" Jen said, giving up.

"Besides we have to leave soon." Jen's Mom said.

Ned and his Mom finally came back. Jennifer was already back at the sandbox, so Ned ran over as fast as his little 5-year-old legs can go.

"Hi Jennifer!" Ned said in a happy tone.

"Hi Ned, but I need to go now." Jennifer said.

"Really? Already?" Ned said in a sad tone.

"Yeah, but I'll see you sometime soon." Jennifer said, and then she placed a small kiss on his cheek, obeying what her Mom wanted her to do earlier. "Bye!" Then she left.

Back where the Moms were sitting, Mrs. Mosely said to Mrs. Bigby, "This is going to be a long friendship."


Aww, cute ending. Is it good? Please reply! No Flames! This is my first Ned's story!

A/N: I remember that in an earlier episode that Ned said that Moze kissed him on the cheek when they were five, so I put that in.