HI!!!! this is Chibi_bishu hunter here!!! Well I first I wanna say I NOT
DEAD!! I ONLY WAS AUTHORNAPPED BY PURPLE ALIENS THAT WANTED TO EXAMINE MY
BRAINS BUT LATER DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF ME THEY WANTED TO EXAMINE THE
BRAINS OF THE BIG FOUR LEGGED THINGS THAT GO MOO!!! So I am alive. Yes, you
may all run off and cry......
*Four months later*
Done yet? Even if your not done yet Im still gonna write this fanfiction if you like it or not! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ....Well, that was a fun outburst! I also know what you all are thinking, (not really but I like to think that I know what you all are thinking...) you all are thinking that this is another boring fanfiction where the author destroys the zelda64 game. well your right, but I gonna try and make it as funny as possible... Now read the story monkeys!!!!!
Disclaimer: Eh, what? I was to busy fantasizing about owning Zelda.
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Link: *dreaming* Gah! No! Evil man on evil black horsy! Now their on fire!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *wakes up screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Person that is in his house: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Link: AHHHH!!
P.T.I.I.H.H (person that is in his house): AHHHH!!
Link: AHHHHH!!
P.T.I.I.H.H: AHHHHH!!
Link: AH- why are we yelling?
P.T.I.I.H.H.: I donno why we are yelling...
Link: who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
PTIIHH: Who am I and what am I doing in your house? I have no name but call me Echo, and I an taking the place of you gardian fairy.
Link: So... who was my original fairy?
Echo: Who was your original fairy? Some blue girl named navi that said the words hey! look! and listen! a lot...
Link: Oh, okay...
*there is a large silence between the two*
Link: Um... what now?
Echo: What now? I think that we need to go out side.
Link: oh okay... do you have any cookies?
Echo: Do I have any cookies? No, I am a echo, why would I have cookies.
Link: Gosh, I was just wondering... *walks outside*
Echo: Just wondering? *notice links gone* Hey! wait for me!!! *runs after link*
~~~~~~~OUTSIDE~~~~~~~~~
Sarah: Link! Wow! you got a gardain... gardain....
Echo: Gardain echo.
Sarah: RIIIIGGGHHHT... Anyways, at least you go something for a gardain, link... er... link?
Link: your hair is green...
Sarah: No dip Sherlock... Anyways, I heard you going to see the great dukatree!
Link: I am going to the great duka tree? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!!?? * Waves arms in panic*
Echo: Great dukatree... Never heard of him!
Sarah: Wasnt you support to have a fairy, Link? ... Link!?
Link: your hair is green...
Sarah: No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that.
Link: I did?
Sarah: yes, you did.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes, really.
Link: oh, okay...
Echo: Yes. can we attempt to see the stinking Great Dukatree like in the script?
Link: there is a script?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: Really?
Echo: *is angry* we already went through this! Yes, we are going to the dukatree, and were going now! *grabs link ear* Comon!
Link: NOT THE EAR!!! NOT THE EAR!!!!!
The naraiter: So, Echo dragged link by his ear all the way to where Mido blocks the path to the Great Dukatree, how will they get past Mido?
Mido: Hey no-fairy, where is you fairy cause if you do not have a fairy I would not let you pass, and even if you did have a fairy I would make up some pathetic excuse which contains getting a sword and shield to pass cause It said so in the script.
Link: their is a script?
Mido: yes, their is a script.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: re-
Echo: *punches Mido, knocking him out then takes his sword and shield and gives them to link*
link: Ohhh!!! shiny!!! *Equips sword and shield then attempts to kick Mido, but misses*
Echo: *drags link to the Great Dukatree*
Great Dukatree: Navi, th-
Echo: Navi? Well, you see I thought she was a blue, flying, glowing, slab of butter so I took her and put her on the roll I juts hapen to have and, well, ate her! IT WASENT MY FALT!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!! *crys* I even took her place! you all are so mean!!! *runs off crying, then not seeing where she is going she falls into a hole*
Link:Wow! Good job Echo person! You found a way to get inside the dukatree!
Echo: I did? I did!! Cool!
Great Dukatree:Well, I was gonna let you go throught my mouth but that will do...
Link and Echo: EWWWW!!! GO IN YOU MOUTH!! NASTY!!!
*large silnce*
Link: what now?
Echo: what now? We are supost to go into the great dukatree.
* Chibi (me) apears in a shimmer of blue azur light*
Link: AHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!
Echo: oh... Hi chibi.
Chibi (me): Well, you seem happy to see me! *pouts*
Link: you know this person?
Echo: I know this person? yeah! she is the author of this fiction!
Link: but if the author is here who is writing this.
Echo: *gets misty eyes* Who is writing this...? I dont know....
*Mistery music plays*
Chibi (me): That not the point!!! *mistery music screaches to a halt* I came into the fanfiction to say that I gonna have you two go into the great dukatree in the next chapter, that is, if the readers want another chapter! So... se ya later monkeys!!!! *disapears in a shimmer of azur light*
Link: AHH!!! IM BLIND.... AGAIN!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chibi(still me): So... what do you think about this pice of crap? if you want more of it just tell me in a review! and if you review you might get a chance to appear in this fanfiction, if it survives! So... review monkeys!!!!!
*Four months later*
Done yet? Even if your not done yet Im still gonna write this fanfiction if you like it or not! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ....Well, that was a fun outburst! I also know what you all are thinking, (not really but I like to think that I know what you all are thinking...) you all are thinking that this is another boring fanfiction where the author destroys the zelda64 game. well your right, but I gonna try and make it as funny as possible... Now read the story monkeys!!!!!
Disclaimer: Eh, what? I was to busy fantasizing about owning Zelda.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: *dreaming* Gah! No! Evil man on evil black horsy! Now their on fire!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *wakes up screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Person that is in his house: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Link: AHHHH!!
P.T.I.I.H.H (person that is in his house): AHHHH!!
Link: AHHHHH!!
P.T.I.I.H.H: AHHHHH!!
Link: AH- why are we yelling?
P.T.I.I.H.H.: I donno why we are yelling...
Link: who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
PTIIHH: Who am I and what am I doing in your house? I have no name but call me Echo, and I an taking the place of you gardian fairy.
Link: So... who was my original fairy?
Echo: Who was your original fairy? Some blue girl named navi that said the words hey! look! and listen! a lot...
Link: Oh, okay...
*there is a large silence between the two*
Link: Um... what now?
Echo: What now? I think that we need to go out side.
Link: oh okay... do you have any cookies?
Echo: Do I have any cookies? No, I am a echo, why would I have cookies.
Link: Gosh, I was just wondering... *walks outside*
Echo: Just wondering? *notice links gone* Hey! wait for me!!! *runs after link*
~~~~~~~OUTSIDE~~~~~~~~~
Sarah: Link! Wow! you got a gardain... gardain....
Echo: Gardain echo.
Sarah: RIIIIGGGHHHT... Anyways, at least you go something for a gardain, link... er... link?
Link: your hair is green...
Sarah: No dip Sherlock... Anyways, I heard you going to see the great dukatree!
Link: I am going to the great duka tree? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!!?? * Waves arms in panic*
Echo: Great dukatree... Never heard of him!
Sarah: Wasnt you support to have a fairy, Link? ... Link!?
Link: your hair is green...
Sarah: No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that.
Link: I did?
Sarah: yes, you did.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes, really.
Link: oh, okay...
Echo: Yes. can we attempt to see the stinking Great Dukatree like in the script?
Link: there is a script?
Sarah: yes.
Link: really?
Sarah: yes.
Link: Really?
Echo: *is angry* we already went through this! Yes, we are going to the dukatree, and were going now! *grabs link ear* Comon!
Link: NOT THE EAR!!! NOT THE EAR!!!!!
The naraiter: So, Echo dragged link by his ear all the way to where Mido blocks the path to the Great Dukatree, how will they get past Mido?
Mido: Hey no-fairy, where is you fairy cause if you do not have a fairy I would not let you pass, and even if you did have a fairy I would make up some pathetic excuse which contains getting a sword and shield to pass cause It said so in the script.
Link: their is a script?
Mido: yes, their is a script.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: really?
Mido: yeah.
Link: re-
Echo: *punches Mido, knocking him out then takes his sword and shield and gives them to link*
link: Ohhh!!! shiny!!! *Equips sword and shield then attempts to kick Mido, but misses*
Echo: *drags link to the Great Dukatree*
Great Dukatree: Navi, th-
Echo: Navi? Well, you see I thought she was a blue, flying, glowing, slab of butter so I took her and put her on the roll I juts hapen to have and, well, ate her! IT WASENT MY FALT!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!! *crys* I even took her place! you all are so mean!!! *runs off crying, then not seeing where she is going she falls into a hole*
Link:Wow! Good job Echo person! You found a way to get inside the dukatree!
Echo: I did? I did!! Cool!
Great Dukatree:Well, I was gonna let you go throught my mouth but that will do...
Link and Echo: EWWWW!!! GO IN YOU MOUTH!! NASTY!!!
*large silnce*
Link: what now?
Echo: what now? We are supost to go into the great dukatree.
* Chibi (me) apears in a shimmer of blue azur light*
Link: AHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!
Echo: oh... Hi chibi.
Chibi (me): Well, you seem happy to see me! *pouts*
Link: you know this person?
Echo: I know this person? yeah! she is the author of this fiction!
Link: but if the author is here who is writing this.
Echo: *gets misty eyes* Who is writing this...? I dont know....
*Mistery music plays*
Chibi (me): That not the point!!! *mistery music screaches to a halt* I came into the fanfiction to say that I gonna have you two go into the great dukatree in the next chapter, that is, if the readers want another chapter! So... se ya later monkeys!!!! *disapears in a shimmer of azur light*
Link: AHH!!! IM BLIND.... AGAIN!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chibi(still me): So... what do you think about this pice of crap? if you want more of it just tell me in a review! and if you review you might get a chance to appear in this fanfiction, if it survives! So... review monkeys!!!!!