I am in Florida. Bored, tired, and awaiting Gramma to get here so we can scare the crap out of her on her 70th B-day. "Happy heart attack!" So, I decided to write s'more about crazy crap in SoA. Terribly sorry.

DISCLAIMAH! I don't own SoA. If I did, the Tuna Cutlass would have better accuracy.

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Oh, great. an irritated and tired Vyse thought. This is gonna take FOREVER.

They had been flying along at a fairly good pace, heading back towards Sailor's Island to use the inn and restock their supplies. Things were cheap there. Unfortunately, and to Vyse's extreme annoyance, it wasn't long before they heard the familiar thump of monsters landing on the deck. Sighing, he, Aika, Fina, and Enrique headed up to stop any damage from happening to the Delphinus's paint job.

So, now we're back to the beginning. Oh, great. They were surrounded by around 10 to 15 little beetle creatures (A/N: whose names escape me -sweatdrop-) and Vyse knew from experience how annoying they were. First they'll put us to sleep and then they'll call like 800 allies! They only take one hit to kill, but their numbers double by the end of a single round. This is gonna take FOREVER.

He sighed, and bean to draw his fish, err, sword. (A/N: Haven't used the Tuna Cutlass yet? DO IT NOW! P -glomps the fishy-)

Just at that moment, Aika whipped out her lolli - err, I mean, boomerang (A/N: Haven't used her Swirlmarang yet? DO SO IMMEDIATELY! -glomps the lollipop-) and raised it above her head.

"FIRE CONSUME MY ENEMIES!" she commanded, twirling the weapon in the air. "Lambda Burst!" Aika smiled evilly as she hurled the fiery weapon towards the earth.

And then everything was engulfed in flame. The very ground exploded, destroying every beetle on the ship. They were left charred black on the ground, twitching and convulsing in pain. Their wails and shrieks of agony were heard by every living creature in a 20 mile radius. Enrique contemplated ending their lives immediately out of mercy, but decided against it.

Vyse stared at the girl in shock. And here I thought that was gonna take a while...

"Tee-hee!" she giggled, striking a cute pose for an imaginary audience. (A/N: They don't know we're all watching them P I'm a stalker!) "That was FUN!" Vyse, Enrique, and all the onlookers stepped back, more than just a little frightened.

And that was the day every member of Vyse's crew vowed to never make Aika angry. EVER.

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What, don't tell me I was the only one who found it creepy when Aika would kill 15 enemies at once and then giggle saying "That was FUN!" 0o;; That child has issues.

And, uhm...If you're wondering what happened to Fina...She passed out. 0o;; Yeah. That's it. I swear I didn't forget about the most useless member of the party.

I hope my extreme boredom has brought a smile to your face and brightened your dreary day just a little. Or maybe you hated it and thought that was the most random and idiotic thing ever. Either way, since you already read it, please review! Reviews make me feel like baking cookies. D