A/N: These are all drabbles that were either requested or ones that I randomly felt like writing on tumblr. There will be crossovers involved in some of them. Also, a warning, most of these are Loki/Darcy drabbles because right now they're my obsession. No regrets.
loki/darcy - skinny dipping
Loki always liked priding himself in being able to keep his composure in even the most dire of situations—minus that time he tried destroying an entire race of frost giants just to prove something to father. So when the human girl known as Darcy Lewis suggested they go 'skinny dipping', he scoffed at her impudence and tried to 'politely' tell her no. Of course he had no idea what this 'skinny dipping' was, but it sounded like a silly human ritual to him.
Nevertheless, Darcy wasn't one to take no for an answer so she dragged Loki to the lake despite his protests.
Ignoring his pride in keeping his composure, Loki lost his patience with this daft girl. "Human, I do not wish to take part in one of your idiotic human rituals." He told her icily and she let go of his hand—he wasn't going to admit that he missed the warmth of her hand in his cold one because, because it's not true! He inwardly scolded his train of thought.
Darcy rolled her eyes. She was getting sick and tired of being called 'human'. I have a name, dammit! "It's not a ritual, stupid. It's fun." She told him as she began to strip off her clothes.
Loki watched curiously as she did so. He's seen humans swim in what were called 'bathing suits' and her undergarments resembled them. It was when Darcy took off her undergarments revealing her bare chest and buttocks that a blush crept up his neck and cheeks.
Maybe Loki wasn't as composed as he liked to think he was.