Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy or American Idol, or any of the songs that I will mention, except Rolf's.

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It was after school that Double D did the coolest thing of his life. Everyone was walking outside.

"I have good news everyone," Double D said.

"What is it Double Dork. We gotta hurry up," Kevin said.

"I have volunteered us for the popular show, American Idol," he said.

It took the group a while for it to sink in.

"Sweet, so we're going to be on American Idol?" Nazz asked in excitement.

"Yes," Double D answered.

"Uhh, I gotta pick out a song for my performance," Kevin said leaving the group.

"Same," Nazz said, running to her home.

"You did what?" Eddy asked Double D.

"I signed us up for the hit show, American Idol," Double D repeated.

"Cool," Ed said.

"Not cool, I hate American Idol," Eddy said.

"How could you hate it Eddy, it is my…Uhh…18th favorite show," Ed said.

"Well Eddy, you better start to like it quickly, because the way I signed us up is so you could go first," Double D said.

Eddy's eyes widened.

"You did what? Oh, when I get my hands on you," Eddy screamed. He was about to punch Double D, but Ed stopped him.

"Naughty naughty Eddy," he said.

"Fine, but you help me pick out a song," Eddy asked.

"Of course Eddy," Double D said. And they were on their way.

Kevin's House

"What song are you doing?" Kevin asked Nazz.

"I think I'm either doing Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics or Candy," Nazz said.

"Awesome," Kevin said.

"It's not awesome. I can't think," Nazz shouted.

"Well, maybe I can help you," Kevin said, lying down on the bed, and pointing a finger at Nazz to get next to him.

"Oh I get you," Nazz said.

Double D's House

Eddy was thinking of songs and he ordered Double D to spy on other people's houses to see what they were doing.

"Got any songs yet Eddy?" Double D asked.

"I got one. Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queens. How are the others doing?" Eddy asked.

"Well, I saw Rolf playing records. Sarah and Jimmy were listening to their walkmans. Johnny and Plank were listening to nature for their music. But when I looked at Kevin's house, all I saw were to figures on top of another, so nothing yet," Double D said.

"How could you sign me up first?" Eddy asked.

"Because that's how the universe works Eddy," Ed said.

"I'm sorry Eddy, I though that you'd be excited," Double D said.

"Well I'm excited now," Eddy said in a sarcastic voice.