FLCL Redux.
Me: I have a brand new story. It is very weird. Read it now.
Disclaimer: I do not own FLCL or anything else in this chapter I do not own.
Chapter 1- Naota goes insane.
Naota: (Is talking to Canti by walkie-talkies/videophone) The blue one. Don't cut the blue line.
Canti: (The words, 'should I cut the brown wire' flash on his screen.)
Naota: No. Move up and cut the green line instead.
Canti cuts the blue line on accident.
Naota: No! You messed up my origami! Why you! If I wasn't stuck in school you'd be... Aaaggh!
The teacher takes the Walkie-talkie/videophone from Naota.
Naota: (Is thinking) Dn it.
Teacher: Now turn to page 4,600,529,386!
::After school::
Naota: (Is thinking) 12b24 b2! Algebra is easy! FurikuriFurikuri. Why the hl am I thinking of Furi Kuri?
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Suddenly, a blue pineapple goes sailing through the air and strikes Naota in the head. A purple monkey does the macareana while wearing a turban.
Naota: Alright. Who spiked my soda?
Naota arrives home, only to find... his dad has turned orange!
Naota: What in the hl?
Kamon: A little birdie told me to turn orange, so I did.
Grandpa: Pink gorillas dance while singing Yankee Doodle.
Naota: Nothing makes sense anymore!
Strange Voice: I know.
Naota: Get out Amarao.
Amarao: Aw man. (leaves)
Naota goes into his room...
Naota: What the!?
Everything in Naota's room is yellow, except for himself.
Naota: Aaaaaaaaah! Fooly Kuri! Furi Cooly! Woooooyyaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooohhoooooooyagh! (Passes out)
Naota wakes up.
Kamon: Nao, dinner.
Naota walks downstairs and enters the kitchen.
::Begin mandatory manga scene::
Naota: Aaaaaah! It's you!
Kamon: Why are you yelling?
Grandpa: Hurry up and sit down.
Sitting at the table is none other than the purple monkey from before.
Monkey: Hola!
Naota: He can talk?
Kamon: Isn't he great? I named him Billy Bob.
Naota: Why is he purple? Why is he wearing a turban?! And why can he talk!?
Billy Bob: Pi 3.14159...
Naota: Stupid show off.
Kamon: You're just jealous.
Naota: Shut up!
Billy Bob: I am against antidisestablishmentariism.
Naota: What?
Billy Bob: (Recites the entire preamble from memory)
Naota: I'm going to kill that baka!!!!
Naota is in the shower.
Naota: They're in a good mood.
To Be Continued
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